I would get some banana ice cream
mix them with chocolate bananas and walnuts and eat it all in one sitting. That would be the best ice cream of all time. Why yes, I just happen to have some in my freezer right now.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:28, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Look at you,
showing off with your 'time off work' and all.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:31, Reply)

Damn straight. I have a week off work and BOOOOOOOOOBS
I like both of these
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:32, Reply)

I'm off tomorrow
Because today is my wedding anniversary. Work that one out.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:37, Reply)

They've changed the Doc Who theme?
But I liked the
OOOOOOooooOOOOOOOOooooo(dundundundun)OOOOooooooOOOOOOOOO(dundundunn)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:44, Reply)

It's the same theme
just a different arrangement and it's utterly shit. It sounds tinny and flat and has a totally different intro. And choristers wailing halfway through.

This makes me sad.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:45, Reply)

Shall I phone you up when it's next on and
wail the old theme at you?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:47, Reply)

I'll just turn the sound down
And hum it whilst rocking gently back and forward.

A bit like the mahoosive fat bloke we saw in York on Saturday, sitting on the minster steps.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Its so you can recreate your honeymoon at home

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:44, Reply)

Oh, yeah...
I probably should have taken today as well but I'm trying to keep some leave back for later in the year.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:48, Reply)

I like bananas
But not banana flavoured things.
I cannot understand why this is so.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:43, Reply)

Fact of the day
People who like coffee do not like coffee creme chocolates.
People who do not like coffee like coffee creme chocolates.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:45, Reply)

I kind of like both
WORK THAT ONE OUT!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:46, Reply)

I agree with this

(PsychoChomp, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:47, Reply)

Get yourself some Ben and Jerry's Chunky monkey anyway

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:45, Reply)

I wouldn't like it :(

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:51, Reply)

because they never taste of banana

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:45, Reply)

I can only eat bananas when they are just under ripe and don't taste so bananery.
true fact.
( girlinthehole, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:54, Reply)

bananas are the most loathsome thing on the planet
even worse than Monty and people who like U2

I strongly suspect that Bono is related to a banana
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:47, Reply)

Is it because they're slightly phallic and you're a massive homophobe?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:48, Reply)

phobe

He's a gay racist and they remind him of RAPANESE COCKS.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:50, Reply)

the shape and colour are the only things about bananas that I don't find repulsive
I'm confused by your apparent "make vipros out to be a homophobe" agenda
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:51, Reply)

Calling you smug is getting dull.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:52, Reply)

fair enough

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:55, Reply)

I agree about the bananas thing.
In fact, most fruit can just fuck off (and yes, a banana is a herb not a fruit but fuck it they're all lumped in together).
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:52, Reply)

Banana is a fucking herb?
What???
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:53, Reply)

and they move about

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:53, Reply)

a bit

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:54, Reply)

more than most plants

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:54, Reply)

Apart from triffids

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:56, Reply)

mindpiss

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:56, Reply)

It doesn't have any viable seeds.
Fruit are meant to have seeds yadayada.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:54, Reply)

they've been bred out though
for eating purposes. you can still get seeded bananas. they look freaky
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:56, Reply)

*shrugs*
It's not something I ever want to talk about in depth.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:57, Reply)

TOO LATE!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:58, Reply)

Yup
It was on QI so it must be true.

I think.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:57, Reply)

I'm starting to believe QI
is full of lies. I refuse to believe EVERYTHING I know is wrong
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:59, Reply)

Your face is wrong

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:13, Reply)

Why are you here?
Fuck off.

Oh actually, would you like to go to Alton Towers on the 17th?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:16, Reply)

Are you propositioning me?
I'm going this weekend as part of a Stag Do. I MAY be up for the 17th...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:17, Reply)

Maybe?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:18, Reply)

Depends if I can afford it
Who else is going?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:20, Reply)

Well I have a
half price ticket thing.

Evil Pixie, Slovakian Tom, Girly Hannah and Not Sure If You Have Met Him Rich
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:22, Reply)

Nor have I met Hannah
Is she fit?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:24, Reply)

She is very very very girly

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:26, Reply)

Too girly for me?
I guess what it comes down to is: Are her boobs bigger than her belly?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:30, Reply)

Yeah
She is very skinny. I dunno why I keep hanging out with stupidly thin people
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:32, Reply)

It's alright, you hang out with me too
*cries and punches gut while eating cheeseburgers*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:35, Reply)

it's a fruit isn't it?
the non-eating variety have seeds in
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:54, Reply)

Me too.
How could you be a homophobe AND a colossal bender?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:55, Reply)

I hate you
so very much

and I am a bit scared of you

guess that does make me a homophobe
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:55, Reply)

AND you're a colossal bender.
It's just not your day, is it?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:12, Reply)

it's never my day

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:13, Reply)

It's ironic anal

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:56, Reply)

I like bananas and breasts

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:55, Reply)