The advert that pisses me off most at the moment
is the James Patterson one.

'Coming to the gym?'
'maybe later'
'reading the latest James Patterson - I doubt it!!11!

You pair of witless fucking mongoloids.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:15, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

That is the only advert that gets me wft-ing.
It's crap.
( girlinthehole, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:18, Reply)

when did they start advertising books on tv?
other than whsmiths advertising a load of shit biographies at christmas
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:18, Reply)

waterstone's used to, too
patterson books are like some awful brand, now, written in bulk and sold to the braying masses
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:20, Reply)

indeed they are
they weren't too too bad to begin with, but he has gone rapidly downhill. The books he has "written" with someone else are among the worst I have read.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:21, Reply)

to be fair, I've never read one
I just assumed they were crap. I'm not a bit crime/thriller reader anyway
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Having seen the advert
I'm confident James Patterson is 'not for me'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:24, Reply)

you are 100% right
you would loathe them
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:25, Reply)

some of the old Alex Cross ones aren't too awful
like Along Came a Spider, but still not really worth the bother.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:24, Reply)

I don't think I ever read any of his stuff
I'm more a Frederick Forsyth gal
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:26, Reply)

You're an evil tory apologist with no morals?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:38, Reply)

pretty much

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:45, Reply)

I'd like to wait
until the first hag has gone off to the gym before bursting out of my hiding place armed with a pair of rusty shears, to slowly torture and ultimately slay the other one.

Then I'd have a crafty wank whilst crying and screaming the Lord's prayer, then sit back and wait for the first one to come home: rinse and repeat...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:31, Reply)

can it be considered crafty if you are screaming at the time?
or do you mean that you will get felt, glitter and glue involved?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:38, Reply)

haha definitely the latter

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:40, Reply)

Fuzzy Felt Masturbation Parlour?

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:25, Reply)