I HAVE A NEW THREAD
This story
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8609354.stm
has got me thinking of my millionaire idea.

A singles bar that is also a STI clinic.
Go, tested for Chlamydia, then get drunk and go on the pull.

There is nothing wrong with this idea at all.

edit: Alt Question, have you got Chlamydia?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:20, 43 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

What if your test comes back positive?
Do you get asked to leave?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:21, Reply)

ummm, then you drink to forget.
In a different part of the pub, sorted.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:23, Reply)

the people who test positive for things should be given a badge depending on what they have
that way you can pair off with someone with the same thing.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:24, Reply)

this is a better plan

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:24, Reply)

Hey, I've got genital warts, anyone else in here got genital warts?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:25, Reply)

Kind of 'disease snap'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:25, Reply)

I'm looking for investors.
£80,000 for a 49% share.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:26, Reply)

I would love to see you go on dragon's den

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:28, Reply)

go on dragon's den
naked
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:29, Reply)

yeah I could do with a good laugh

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:30, Reply)

augh
over
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:30, Reply)

I hate you
I can't think of a comeback that isn't along the lines of "yeah do you know any, fnar fnar"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:35, Reply)

yay I won a battle of wits against Kitty O'Hara
brb, ringing mum.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:42, Reply)

Its ok, he's only here because he failed at /talk

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:42, Reply)

yeah!
take that Psychochump, I'm tapping Becky into the ring!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:43, Reply)

Just call her a girl or ask if she's on her period, she really hates that

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:47, Reply)

hahaha
I'd forgotten about that whole Psychochomp is a girl thing. Bet she is, stroppy bitch.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:49, Reply)

good strikethrough

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:36, Reply)

I'll give you £2,000 for a 50% share
And no more
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:28, Reply)

You can have a 100 % share for £4k
and just do it yourself.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:29, Reply)

I have clicked this hard
in a perhaps futile attempt to get it on popular.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:59, Reply)

maybe they should just all be given yellow stars eh?
fucking nazi.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:26, Reply)

the difference between my idea and those of the nazis
is that I want to make it so the people with badges still have a chance of getting lucky, whereas the nazis wanted to gas the jews to death.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:31, Reply)

sorry,
I just felt like overreacting.

Also, apostrophe fail.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:33, Reply)

that's ok
I enjoyed pointing out the problem with your argument

and that was a full-blown apostrophe fail, don't know what came over me
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:33, Reply)

me ne'ither

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:36, Reply)

that looks more right than what I had written

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:37, Reply)

You can give them stickers to give out, you can collect them in a book.
I'll trade you two needs for a shiney.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:37, Reply)

i like to think they would announce it over a tannoy

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:24, Reply)

or like in an auction hall
dowehavehepatitis?anybodygothepatitis?doihearhepatitis?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:27, Reply)

giventotheladywiththegingerhairandpainedexpression

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:28, Reply)

No one has answered my alt question.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:32, Reply)

No-one wants to admit it

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:33, Reply)

it's because they all hate you.
but I don't.

I also don't have the clap, I was tested only a few weeks ago
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:33, Reply)

I had better not have Chlamydia, because it would mean someone has been wanking into my pillow.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:38, Reply)

,,, someone _else_.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:38, Reply)

I should point out that I'm joking.
I have never masturabted into my pillow, ever.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:38, Reply)

maybe now's the time

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:42, Reply)

Nah', I can only go once every few months and I dont' want to waste it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:45, Reply)

I have no Chlamydia but I do have some lovely Delphiniums in my front garden.

( girlinthehole, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:42, Reply)

Is that a euphemism?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:43, Reply)

I don't have chlamydia.
But I'm having fun on facebook trolling the pages of the main three political parties. Well, I say trolling - I started off merely trolling all the comments that were poorly-written, or entirely in capitals - I've now gotten involved in proper arguments. Much better than work!
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:43, Reply)

Mr Reynolds is a tool
Unless he's Malcolm Reynolds, in which case you need to shut your whore mouth.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:48, Reply)

i love my captain

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:49, Reply)

Oooh, Mal...
yumyumyum.

No, Mr Reynolds (I don't think he's my captain) is indeed a tool. But the random conspiracy theorist is providing some amusing randomness.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:51, Reply)

At first I thought that was you again
since his/her first name is Empres!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:52, Reply)

I know!
However, I think it's a troll (much as I am) - I've heard various things about this Hollie Greig thing, and have heard it's a complete fabrication.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:56, Reply)