Did you have a nice anniversery?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:11, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Yes, thanks
We had food and wine and did the sex.

The last bit got us chucked out of the restaurant, though. Sad times.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:18, Reply)

You shouldn't have wiped your cock on the table cloth.
It's unhygenic.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:57, Reply)

I know.
That tablecloth was FILTHY. I've probably got pizza AIDS now.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 20:02, Reply)

Careful, pizza AIDS looks identical to pepperoni

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 20:05, Reply)

I posted this on Chompy's joke thread the other day:
A French man, an Italian and a Geordie are bragging about their skills in the sack.

French man says, "Sacre bleu, when I take my beautiful wife dans la chambre, I kees her in all her special places teel she can take no more - then when I geev her orgasm she eez 10 centimetres from ze bed."

Italian says, "!Que cosa, that eez nathing! My woman - she can't get enough of me. You see. I take-a-ma time, caress her in the secret parts..... When she reach orgasm, she leap 30 centimetres from the bed."

Geordie goes, "Heh heh, that's nowt man! Ah gi' wor lass a reyt good skuddin', she murns ah bit like ye knaa. Then Ah howk aal awer 'er chebs, wipe me cock on the cortains 'n' she hits the fookin roof!"
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 20:18, Reply)

Haha
You told me that one on Saturday!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 20:29, Reply)

hahahahaha

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 20:34, Reply)