strawberries and cream can fuck off
I went on a tour of the abbey where they make Buckfast wine, and then came home and cooked roasted duck legs with butternut squash puree, baked mashed potato and thyme cake, crispy pancetta, green beans and a red wine sauce.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:16, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

we later went out to a nice bistro
I had venison with pancetta mash, she had breaded pork loin and chips both in peppercorn sauce. Mmmmmm, meat.
( djtrialprice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:18, Reply)

"she had breaded pork loin"
I bet she fucking did.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:20, Reply)

He didn't have a condom
so he used a baguette
(Bazongaloid, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:21, Reply)

good work there
both of you
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:22, Reply)

ZING!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:23, Reply)

will you people stop being so suggestive about
my fair, innocent... yeah fair enough, carry on.
( djtrialprice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:30, Reply)

No
Just the first bit will do. Seeing as my dad's reading this...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:40, Reply)

HEY ROOTA'S DAD!!
ROOTA'S GETTING SOME!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:45, Reply)

ON THE INTERNET!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:48, Reply)

Screw you all
With your 'happiness' and 'partners' and 'fancy food'.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:19, Reply)

why don't you play some
Smiths or Joy Division on your guitar? I'm sure it'll cheer you up.
( djtrialprice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:31, Reply)