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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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It's not beautiful,it looks like the Predator with a cold.
I would consider a scrotum enlargement with a kevlar weave, so it ended up like Batfink's wings.
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then you could do thatbase-jumping thing and use it to slow your descent
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:35,
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I could glide majestically to a landing.Unfortunately that landing would be on my testicles.
*goes back to drawing board*
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you need reinforced bollocks(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:39,
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I reckon emergency airbags are the way to go,inflating like spacehoppers just before impact.
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as long as you paint themorange and put a smiley lion face on them
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:41,
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and bounce around on them grinning manicallylike the meatsafe murderer
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:44,
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this is now the best image in my whole brain(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:47,
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That, I imagine, would smell badLike when they deflated that hedgehog on Wildlife SOS
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:49,
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on the inside, too?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:11,
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Absolutely.Plus the airbags will carry a suitably refreshing fragrance.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:16, Reply)
"your bullets cannot harm memy bollocks are like a shield of steel!"
this has win written all over it
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:59,
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