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I could glide majestically to a landing.
Unfortunately that landing would be on my testicles.
*goes back to drawing board*
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:37,
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you need reinforced bollocks
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:39,
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I reckon emergency airbags are the way to go,
inflating like spacehoppers just before impact.
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:40,
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as long as you paint them
orange and put a smiley lion face on them
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:41,
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and bounce around on them grinning manically
like the meatsafe murderer
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:44,
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this is now the best image in my whole brain
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:47,
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You've got to get the air back out somehow.
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:47,
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That, I imagine, would smell bad
Like when they deflated that hedgehog on Wildlife SOS
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:49,
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How dare you!
My gentleman's area is hygienically maintained.
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:09,
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on the inside, too?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:11,
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Absolutely.
Plus the airbags will carry a suitably refreshing fragrance.
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:16,
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