The Midlands rule
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:05, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

East or West?
Choose your answer wisely.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:07, Reply)

I live in the middle of the midlands

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:08, Reply)

The midlands is as far south as I've ever lived.

( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:11, Reply)

the south wouldn't have you anyway

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:15, Reply)

Probably not.
I'm far too nice for the south.
( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:23, Reply)

it actually amuses me to see all you silly northerners
going on about how the north is better.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:24, Reply)

Why?

( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:25, Reply)

because it isn't
:-P
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:26, Reply)

they really are mental
never before has a cliche been truer than "It's grim oop north"
( djtrialprice, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:26, Reply)

I think I showed you a very un-grim time oop north

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:28, Reply)

I bet he was "down south" while he was there though

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Shurrup, dirty ticket!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:31, Reply)

It can't be that grim or else we'd all be moving down south.
I love the north. I love the landscape, the people, the weather, everything.
( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:28, Reply)

that's what I love about the south (well, the south west anyway)
basically, everywhere is the same.

but devon is better
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:30, Reply)

The only thing you have in Devon is some nice coastline.

( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:31, Reply)

and the moors
and really it's two sets of really quite different and awesome coastline

not to mention much less violence and crime
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:32, Reply)

I say this in all seriousness but it's an emotional attachment I have to the north.
I know there are some nice places, people, landscape down south but my heart lies up here.
( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:34, Reply)

I know exactly what you mean
I honestly couldn't bring myself to move out of Devon, unless it was to Cornwall, or to another country.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:42, Reply)

Because it's less densely populated, perhaps?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:34, Reply)

Yup! to use the excuse of less crime is a bit silly.
What DG said.
( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:37, Reply)

I was referring to the cities
which have less in comparison to similar sized places.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:41, Reply)

Backtracker!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:43, Reply)

not really
more of an explanation :-P
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:44, Reply)

You didn't state it in your original post.
Therefore it's backtracking.

:-P
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:53, Reply)

weird northern logic...

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:54, Reply)

Best of all the logic!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:56, Reply)

Yeah!
What BGB said.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Bollocks.
Maybe 25 years ago, but not now. It really is a cliche that has outlived itself.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:31, Reply)

yeah I know
but it's so much fun winding up northerners (sorry, southern northeners)
( djtrialprice, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:41, Reply)

Whilst everyone knows that everyone who lives in the south
Is a raving, shandy-drinking shirter of the highest degree. Even the ones who originally lived in the north and moved to the south, because they absorb it by osmosis.

Photographic evidence of having a girlfriend on Facebook (say, in a punt) is no arguement against the theory because we have photoshop technology these days. Scratch the surface, and you'll see that the 'bird' pretending to be Roota is in fact a bloke called Gary who can do miraculous things with a bottle of baby lotion and a copper's truncheon, whilst getting pissed on half a pint of lager top.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:48, Reply)

I am SO Gary!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:46, Reply)

Whereas you silly southerners
are always going on about how much better the south is.

Forum banter innit?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:27, Reply)

that does amuse me too
but mainly because it should be obvious
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:28, Reply)