I want a picture of the ice cream.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:44, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

if she's clever
she could get both in the picture and then we'll all be happy. Except you, you're never happy.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:45, Reply)

Are you trying to get her to post pictures of herself covered in ice cream?
and they say I'm bad...
(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:47, Reply)

I was going to use the word smear
but I thought, no, that's filthy.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:47, Reply)

If I had a camera, I would sit in my time machine,
Eating ice cream with one hand and pointing to my tattoo with the other and then everyone would be happy.

But I left it at home, along with my Dean Winchester calender *sad face*
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:53, Reply)

I want a picture of the time machine
Speed reading: the quicker way to mis-read posts
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:47, Reply)

I haven't got a camera here.
But I can describe it. It's vanilla and homemade and orgasm-inducing and there's about two litres of it.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:49, Reply)

sounds like TGB's vag

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:50, Reply)

*Boakes*

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:50, Reply)

That reminds me I've got to get my ice cream maker back off my parents.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:52, Reply)

*pointless post is pointless*

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:55, Reply)

Will you draw it in paint?
The tattoo, not the icecream.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:52, Reply)

I've linked a picture in the original post
But if anyone else would like to take it upon themselves to draw me and my new tat in paint, please feel free.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:53, Reply)

You need to shave your legs

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:54, Reply)

They were freshly shaved for the tattooing.
So shut it. Its just cos I'm so white.
Shave your own legs and then you can pass judgement.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:57, Reply)

I thought I was being ultra insulting
but bgb beat me.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:58, Reply)

How rude!
And after I've been trying my hardest to be nice to you.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:03, Reply)

You should try harder.
Did you make a fort in the end?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:18, Reply)

Ish, I spent the day not packing.
And watching Team America and Zombieland in a sleeping bag/beanbag/cushion construction.

You try harder then.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:22, Reply)

If I'm nice to you it'll make people cringe.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:25, Reply)

there's a difference between nice
and your disgusting pandering
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:28, Reply)

Yeah, but if I say anything nice it'll be assumed that it's pandering.
I'm in a no win situation
(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:28, Reply)

you know what people who can't win are called?
losers
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:34, Reply)

You're becoming more like me daily.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:37, Reply)

I'm not sure whether to rejoice or not...
and don't call me daily
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:42, Reply)

that's a horrific thing to say to him
apologise, now!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:42, Reply)

I am extra pale too
You can always see the follicles and it can appear that you need to shave when you don't.
You have my sympathy, but pale still rules.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:59, Reply)

Yeah!
Resist the fake tanning and sunbeds... Pale unite!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:04, Reply)

The cool kids
where factor 50. In november
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:06, Reply)

I haz 50+
It's difficult to get a higher factor that I can be certain won't irratate my rosacea, but I'll find one...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:11, Reply)

i have a 40 one
which lasts for 6 hours (in theory). It's like magic
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:13, Reply)

MOAR SPF!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:14, Reply)

I only use 20
I don't change colour in the slightest. I don't even burn.
My mum and sister show the Italian blood far more than me (dark while I'm fair) and only need to sit out for one day to go dark brown. Suits them too.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:16, Reply)

Is it that P20 stuff?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:15, Reply)

no *looks*
Soltan Once
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:22, Reply)

good girls
pale and interesting is the way forward
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:06, Reply)

That's what my nana calls me

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:12, Reply)

Pale and interesting?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:17, Reply)

Yup :)

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:18, Reply)

"forward"

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:19, Reply)

Like :D

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:54, Reply)

I want a tattoo
I might actually do it soon
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Thanks :)

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Nice tatt but those shoes are awful : )

( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:56, Reply)

I know,
I desperately need some new ones :)
Got my eye on these
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:57, Reply)

really?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:10, Reply)

Oh yeah,
They're very me.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:14, Reply)

ugly and tasteless?
:-)

actually, I think the shape is cool, but I find the design horrible
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:16, Reply)

Precisely!
They look much better on, and they're lovely and comfortable.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:18, Reply)

I fucking love irregular choice
but I only have two pairs because they're expensive.

I bought a pair of Iron Fist shoes last week for £10 in the office sale shop in St Ann's Square. You should get down there, they have bargainous sexyshoetimes.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:17, Reply)

Arghhhh!
Iron Fist are beautiful! Which ones did you get? I shall head down as soon as possible. :D Must must have.
Do you like Bordello shoes?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:19, Reply)

I haven't seen Bordello, I shall google them.
I got the Iron Fist cupcake ones:
www.office.co.uk/images/shoes/large/47005116_b1.jpg

The irregular choice ones I have are these two:
www.osoyou.com/thumb.ashx/media/images/items/2007/09/08/20079813262830.jpg/215x0-7-75-1-a0.jpg
and
www.schuh.co.uk/images/product/110633/1106337270_exlg.jpg
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:38, Reply)

They're interesting.
I quite like them
(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:41, Reply)

thank you
most men wouldn't have even clicked the links, I'm impressed.

Unless Becky is right and you are in fact a woman.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:44, Reply)

I was just being curious,
To be honest I expected them to be bad
(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:45, Reply)

I have awesome taste in shoes

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:50, Reply)

Apparently so,
how many do you have?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:52, Reply)

At least 20 pairs of heels
but only 5 pairs of special ones like those, the rest are just generic heels.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:54, Reply)

Wow,
I only have two pairs at the moment.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:55, Reply)

Of heels?
Thats nearly as many as me. I have only three, but thats cos I like to go out in my Docs and I don't like the current shoe fashions.
All the beautiful ones are so expensive.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:57, Reply)

I'm going home in a second
so I should let you know I put mouseovers in all my replies to this subthread.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:59, Reply)

fucking superb

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:01, Reply)

yeah my boyfriend has three
a pair of work shoes and two pairs of trainers. His 'posh' trainers and his regular ones.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:59, Reply)

Oh, the jealousy!
I love the tape measure ones the best.

Bordello, the full catalogue:
www.pleaserusa.com/ecatalog/Bordello_V1/index.htm
The best stuff is towards the back.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:45, Reply)

Oh yes I have seen Bordello shoes
I was looking at them when I was trying to find some pole dancing shoes that aren't trashy plastic, but they're all too heavy unfortunately. I did find a pair of stripper shoes that have a little yellow duck floating in them, I want them so badly!!

EDIT: Found them! sheekheels.co.uk/WebRoot/StoreDaily/Shops/eshop389221/4B7E/716E/95ED/666D/B3E3/C0A8/0ADD/C1BC/kiss-201-9.jpg
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:50, Reply)

You pole dance??
I much prefer dancing in bare feet, The massive heels make me feel really clumsy.
They do all seem to look so trashy although apparantly the plastic helps with grip. They sound amazing! I like the ones with the slots for customers to put their tips in XD

Edit: They are amazing!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:55, Reply)

Indeed I do!
I do it barefeet but when I host a hen party I should really wear heels as that's what the hens are usually wearing and it helps with the strutting. When I'm doing the gymnastic stuff though the shoes just get in the way. And they're heavy, so I have to adjust everything I do upside down to take into account the extra weight on my feet.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:58, Reply)

Wow, you host?
You are my hero. Either that, or me in the future.
How long have you been doing it?
I've only been going a year, and my class focuses on the gymnastic side, so my strutting and spins aren't up to scratch.
You might have heard of it actually, Blushdance?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:00, Reply)

Yes I've heard of blush, my friend goes there!
I teach independently in Bar 38 on Tuesdays and Wednesdays and I do hen parties as well. I've been doing it about 2 years now, what moves are you on? I'm just about getting the handspring and I'm working on brass monkey at the moment.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:02, Reply)

I'm so coming for lessons when I'm a bit more svelt :)

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:03, Reply)

hell to the yeah

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:56, Reply)

Oo, I know the place.
I need to do more than once a week to improve now, and since I'm not allowed to put a pole up in halls, my only option is to go to another class, but I can't really afford another blush one, as good as it is. How much do you charge?
I haven't been able to go for about five weeks with the fashion show I was in and being home for easter, so I can't really remember what the last thing I did was, but my favourite move is easily Hercules into superman, follwed by inverted splits.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:08, Reply)

Awesome
I can't do hercules into superman yet, my supermans are shit! I quite like doing flatline scorpio into superman though, as long as my hands aren't sweaty, that's when I faceplant!

My classes are usually £8 an hour, you could join my Tuesday one if you want, I've got some spare places in there. They are beginners in there, so if you want, I could charge you £5 and you could do your own thing and I'll help you when/if you need it?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:27, Reply)