I might namecheck you on the Weakest Link, Al
Whatever Robinson says about my hair, piercings or face I shall simply retort "you'll have to try harder than that, firecrotch, Althegeordie has got you licked"

Just think about that for a second
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:50, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

When are you on?

What are the chances of you looking like a complete mong?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:51, Reply)

Well to be honest I'm not past the audition yet
but talking to Al is good practice for deflecting La Robinson's insults

And the chances are pretty slim, but if I do fuck it up, I will assuredly do it in spectacular fashion
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:54, Reply)

Put on your weird hair and dancing suit, they'll have you on in a shot then as you'll be an easy target

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:59, Reply)

I like the suggestion that somewhere I have non-weird hair :-)
I don't, though. My hair is only not weird in ballroom competition season. Which, as we all know, it is currently not. Am deliberating on how dramatic the piercings should be though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:00, Reply)

Gay man learning of something incredibly juicy dramatic

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:01, Reply)

I'm gonna need some more flamboyant piercings
Anyone got an 8mm flourescent pink spiral they want to clean then send me?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:03, Reply)

My mum looks a bit like Anne Robinson

(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:51, Reply)

:((( al licking annes minge supersadface times

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:52, Reply)

Is it because I'm the one licking
and you're jealous?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:53, Reply)

you can trough down on her dripping hairy cunt all you like love im not for the turn

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:55, Reply)

Somehow I think that all of the vaginal botox will have left her as dry as the Kalahari

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:56, Reply)

*see below*

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:58, Reply)

I imagine it's a lot like sticking your tongue into a pigs ear

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:53, Reply)

*boke*

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:54, Reply)

oh man, why's he imagining that shit

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:56, Reply)

I don't even want to know.
Disgusting.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:57, Reply)

I'm having pork for dinner

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:58, Reply)

having being +be e
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:02, Reply)

I don't get this at all

(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:07, Reply)

I think the suggestion is that I will be porked later this evening

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:08, Reply)

Bang on.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:11, Reply)

she doesnt even want to know

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:03, Reply)