Become BFF with BGB.
And wallow in your shared misery. She's really good at it and can give you some valuable pointers. Also BGB has been quite cheery of late so may be able to be of some use for a change instead of pining over Jeff.

Personally I'd mark it up to yet more experience and go get a new one.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 22:35, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

yeah
but Jeff does nowt for me, but if anyone goes near my Colin there will be trouble I tell you, trouble!
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 22:37, Reply)

If he's in a bad mood will you say "Oh, Mr Arsey!"
*Snigger*
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 22:38, Reply)

Colin....
Farrel? Dexter? Ginger one from The Fast Show?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 22:38, Reply)

Firth
you gimboids (whoops - just admitted my liking for Red Dwarf here...)
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 22:48, Reply)

He's had his head up his recharge socket.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 22:51, Reply)

I never thought of him.

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 22:53, Reply)

"if anyone goes near my Colin "
Is that a euphimism?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 22:38, Reply)

Oh fuck, I was at my writers group tonight
And some old woman was doing an Alan Bennett type Talking Heads piece.

Talking about her oven, she said, 'And me back ring has never been right since..' Cue me spraying beer over the table.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 22:42, Reply)

You've got to try and get 'back wheels' in somewhere!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 22:43, Reply)

I must write one
Consisting entirely of Profanisaurus entries.

'Blacksmith's Apron!'
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 22:46, Reply)

Oh, God!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 22:47, Reply)

That one's at the top of your stairs!

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 22:53, Reply)

I know, you just reminded me!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 22:54, Reply)

That's given me a mental image of Alan Bennett
singing "Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est..."
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:58, Reply)