Somebody once tried to pull me using that line.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:46, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I always found it was better to let the girls assume you were gay
get talking to her and lead her to say "such a shame you're gay", then spring the truth on her

Strikethrough away...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:48, Reply)

No.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:55, Reply)

DAMMIT

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:00, Reply)

I tell them I'm so homosex that I've gone full circle and only fuck girls that wear dungarees and have clits like a chimp's thumb

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:15, Reply)

I imagine that works brilliantly

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:20, Reply)

sometimes I wipe my nose on my sleeve and scream at flying mammals whilst poining with horror
I then hide my head under my coat so their gay song doesn't corrupt my trousers.

p.s. Have you gushed like a broken fleshy hydrant and pushed your chair back against the wall in sexual ecstasy yet?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Phwoooooar.
I'm getting turned on just reading about it. You must be fighting off hoards of laydeez with a pointy stick
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:26, Reply)

pretty much. I use a baguette with a shoe on the end

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:29, Reply)

The images I'm getting from this are fantastic.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:32, Reply)

you should see my dried pasta pictures

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:35, Reply)

What are they of?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:38, Reply)

Dried pasta innit.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:39, Reply)

I just finished one of you
but it's only of your mouth, boobies and pobber.

It's a special bedtime private pasta picture, no one is allowed to see it, as it's not all stuck down...yet.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:43, Reply)

Exciting.
Do I not even get to see it?
You should make it 3D. More interactive that way.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:49, Reply)

it's constructed inside a kitchen roll tube

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:50, Reply)

You're too clever for your own good.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:52, Reply)

I know

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:56, Reply)

With your own natural glue
I was going to write some melting you down for glue joke. but now I am just going to go

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:53, Reply)

STOP CHANGING GEAR WITH MY BROOM-ON!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:56, Reply)

Did it work?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:49, Reply)

Ish.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:50, Reply)

I'm definatley not gayish

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:51, Reply)

Not like that you spak.
I went through a phase where I was apparently attracted to gay. Not on purpose mind.

Besides, he was fit and just my type so he would have had to fuck it up magnificently to not pull me.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:54, Reply)

I have more men than women come on to me.
Especially in london, it's teaming with the gays.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:55, Reply)

You should come to Norwich
It's much the same, only smaller and with uglier gays
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:58, Reply)

Didn't know you were a friend of Julian -
There was agay bar in Norwich I used to go to way back. It had a sort of Bermudan/caribbean name. Smallish, upstairs bar, 15ft square dance floor, pool room off. What was it called? Did you ever ...?
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Sorry, doesn't ring a bell
At all. I suspect this place only exists inside your sordid mind
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:06, Reply)

Get a lot of pearl necklaces do you?
Its probably because you look a bit gay.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:59, Reply)

No, I don't go to the sort of places where that happens.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:08, Reply)

'ello ducky

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:16, Reply)

Can I be you for a day?
Freaky friday style.
( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:58, Reply)

Okay.
We could have some fun with that.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:00, Reply)

Well I'll be having fun.
I don't quite know how you will achieve fun being me but knock yourself out.
( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:02, Reply)

I'll do my best.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:12, Reply)

Knocking yourself out might do it.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:13, Reply)

I'm prejudiced against
people who can't spell 'definitely' properly.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:55, Reply)

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( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:55, Reply)

I can spell "for fucks sake" though

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:56, Reply)

You forgot
the apostrophe.
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(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:11, Reply)

Ha ha!
Still missed the important one though...
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:21, Reply)

ha!
burn
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:12, Reply)