I've met loads
I'm one.
I won't be having none of that bumming though.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:19, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Never accept a blowjob from someone hungry.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:20, Reply)

If she's hungry
she could be tricked into deep throating
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:21, Reply)

I must be one of the few women that are crap at it and proud to admit it.

( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:21, Reply)

You just need more practice...

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:23, Reply)

I'm 44.
How much practice do you think I've had?
( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Age and mileage
are not necessarily one and the same thing!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:24, Reply)

Well I've been around the block a bit.
And I'm still crap, although not unwilling.
( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:25, Reply)

It takes a lot for a blowjob actually to be bad
There's good ones and fantastic ones. Provided you keep your teeth out of the equation and give a little flutter tongue action on the helmet, I doubt any bloke would complain!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:28, Reply)

Oh they never complain.
I don't loose sleep over it.
( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:30, Reply)

'lose'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:52, Reply)

I'm a +r

( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:56, Reply)

good stuff

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:11, Reply)

Start with a small one.
K2k6 can probably help there.
When you've worked your way up to 'plantain' let me know.
I can help there.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:28, Reply)

Yeah
Mine's like a lemur's pinkie, so you'd have no bother. It would be like sucking the rubber on the end of a pencil.

Or perhaps not...
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:30, Reply)

I don't think I am.
I hate blow jobs, so never give them and am therefore probably crap.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:21, Reply)

Yay! I have a crap blowjob sister.

( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:22, Reply)

Woo!
*Crap blow job five!*
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:29, Reply)

*praises Jesus*
Afternoon, Manzanita!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:22, Reply)

I was thinking almost exactly the opposite.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Afternoon Rootles!
How are you this fine day?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:29, Reply)

I'm supa dupa fly ta!
I'm tired but I had dreams about adventure games so it's understandable.
You a happy apple today?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:31, Reply)

I dreamt for the first time last night that my teeth fell out
which is something that my sister dreams all the time and she said it's supposed to indicate anxiety about something. However, I'm not particularly worried about anything, so now I'm worried that my subconscious knows more than me.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:33, Reply)

it is a classic anxiety dream
but it could be a a wider thing like general confidence problemos rather than the threat of repossession!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:34, Reply)

Maybe your subconcious is worried that your teeth are going to fall out.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:39, Reply)

ha I think that might be it
I got a letter from the dentist telling me it's time for a checkup and I don't want to go.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:42, Reply)

Do you not like dentists?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:46, Reply)

I'm not scared of them or anything and pain has never bothered me,
it's just that they always tell me off for my brushing skills when I try really really hard but my gums just bleed everywhere anyway.

I don't like the hygienist doing her cleany thing though, it makes me feel funny.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:51, Reply)

That is understandable.
I am a happy apple, and I'm very excited about going to Kitty's dance class tonight.

I had a dream about repairmen banging on my door, but then there were repairmen banging on my door. At half nine in the morning.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:37, Reply)

I got woken up by a bed delivery once
Oh, the irony.
Twat was at the wrong house.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:41, Reply)

I'm looking forward to it too
although I did 20 crunches on Wii Fit this morning and now my belly aches so I'm going to be full of the ows tonight.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:43, Reply)

Oh dear.
I expect I won't be much better, I haven't been keeping up my work outs very well over the holidays, and I don't feel very flexible at all.
I should probably crack out the plank for a bit.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:48, Reply)

I was doing the plank this morning
it makes me growl.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:52, Reply)

I didn't plank,
I went and made cheese on toast instead.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:12, Reply)

Why do you hate them?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Perchance, 'tis the taste
Shouldn't be that bad if one has a 'gentlemen's wash' beforehand though, I'd imagine.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:24, Reply)

Going down on a woman isn't always a strawberry milkshake either
but it's worth it.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Yeah, I know
I get a sore tongue after a while though, and I have a bad habit of dribbling! :-)
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:26, Reply)

eww
old people shouldn't say stuff like that
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:28, Reply)

hahahaha

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:30, Reply)

Helps with the lubrication though!

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:30, Reply)

Mmmm, disco minge.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:29, Reply)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooo

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:31, Reply)

*Dies a little*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:56, Reply)

Because my ex is a cunt

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:28, Reply)

And it's hard to suck
off a labia?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:29, Reply)

Eh?
Edit: Oh wait, I get it.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:31, Reply)

And I bet you laughed and laughed

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:32, Reply)

I did, my sides are aching from all the laughing.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:34, Reply)

Jesus woman, just because he doesn't like YOU doesn't mean we all find him hard work...

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:39, Reply)

Fair play.
You probably know this, and I may be alone in my thinking, but an average blow job is usually considerably better than average sex.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:29, Reply)