Theres a really nice spinach and feta cannelloni that even I can make
And I set fire to toast. Dunno if it goes with the wine though.

Alt Q: The Anchorman Breakfast, although thats not so much bizarre as epic.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:11, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

What's The Anchorman Breakfast?
Urban dictionary doesn't have it in.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:25, Reply)

It doesn't have it in because my mates invented it.
Fucking a girl doggy style whilst watching Anchorman and eating a full english breakfast off her back (on a plate) and drinking a beer.

Two of my friends actually did it for their boyfriends for Christmas. Apparently it works really well.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:31, Reply)

That doesn't sound good at all,
if they can balance a plate on their back they're doing it wrong.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:34, Reply)

Could they be really fat?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:37, Reply)

If they're really fat you could get a wave motion going on their back fat that'll fling it against the wall.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:38, Reply)

doublesided tape
solves the problem
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:41, Reply)

you've done this before.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:44, Reply)

Absolutely
I love a beer when I'm giving someone a good seeing too
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:46, Reply)

Can't be beaten
Got me into trouble once though.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:49, Reply)

it doesn't solve the problem of the whole thing being stupid

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:45, Reply)

nothing can do that

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:46, Reply)

I think that's the point of it.
I can think of at least infinity other things to do in the bedroom that are sexier though.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:46, Reply)

including a donkey punch

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:47, Reply)

oddly enough
I find introducing a donkey to the bedroom spoils the mood
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:49, Reply)

You drink the punch before you bring in the donkey.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:50, Reply)

ahhh I've been doing it wrong and just punching a donkey

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:52, Reply)

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=donkey%20punch
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:53, Reply)

I know what it is,
I was kidding, pshaw!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 21:09, Reply)

*shudder*
I missed this, but a friend of mine dressed as a horse (well in a horse mask) once gave a bit of a show which ended in suggestive moves with a banana and some squirty cream.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:51, Reply)

It's like a bizarre enactment
of Clerks II. When you say they gave a show... do you mean to more than one person?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:53, Reply)

uh, yes, quite a few
sometimes LARPers are as bad as you think
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:54, Reply)

I wouldn't say that
but I would say more exciting than I'd have thought. Though I struggle to imagine a gameplay scenario involving Tijiuana
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:55, Reply)

I very nearly sploofed coffee everywhere then
but managed to keep it in.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:47, Reply)

I can't imagine it would be that fun

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:35, Reply)

Feta is foul and disgusting, and I will not condone it's usage in a culinary sense in any shape or form.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:31, Reply)

You're a student!
You shouldn't even know what feta is!

Because it's shit.

Having read your Anchorman breakfast idea, I like it. *takes notes*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:35, Reply)