I want to
piss, puke, cum, shit, cough, sneeze, burp, and fart at the same time. Just to know what it's like, not a fetish to be repeated.

What's the closest you've been?

Oh, I nearly forgot about sweat.
(knackerz is skinning up, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:00, 24 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

What the fuck is this shit?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:01, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:03, Reply)

mmmm,* strokes chin *
I thought I might get a reaction, but not so soon. I'm a bit baked and was wondering what an enormous outpouring from the human body would feel like. I was genuinely curious (at the time, now I got the munchies)
(knackerz is skinning up, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:05, Reply)

I imagine it would feel disgusting

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:09, Reply)

I remember
years ago, during my spastic raver days, I projectile vomited (incidentally over a cop car, but that's for another day), and it was a joyous moment, I was sick, but it felt great. However, if you take a dump after cumming, your arse feels really weird for a few hours (if you're a bloke), on the whole, expelling waste etc. feels rather good, but when there's too much, too soon, it's horrible.
(knackerz is skinning up, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:15, Reply)

Aye, there's little so good as a really big dump.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:20, Reply)

you've misspelled 'erection' there.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:12, Reply)

well done Sir
a nice new slant on my otherwise non-perverse post.
(knackerz is skinning up, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:19, Reply)

Is there a difference
between vomiting and puking?
(wiggy5 3 goats and a midget, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:05, Reply)

sorry
my mistake, I made an edit before you posted
(knackerz is skinning up, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:06, Reply)

I didn't think it was possible for boys
to piss and come at the same time
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:11, Reply)

Repeated?
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post694877
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:11, Reply)

yes
I wanted a bit of input, is that so bad?
(knackerz is skinning up, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:16, Reply)

Point out where I said it was bad.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:34, Reply)

I've done it loads of times.
It's a bit 'meh', to be honest.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:11, Reply)

You forgot crying.
But I bet if you did that lot all at once your eyes would water anyway.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:12, Reply)

please
include crying, and weeping boils/absesses
(knackerz is skinning up, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:17, Reply)

Food poisoning
I have shat and puked at the same time (luckily the sink was next to the toilet), I probably did some coughing as well. I was in no shape to have a wank (i'll consider it the next time I get the screaming ab-dabs).

I guess it was what dying of Cholera feels like.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:12, Reply)

Yeah, I had the liquid from both ends when I had crypto.
My friend remarked "at least weren't on your period".
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:20, Reply)

oooohhh!
please include period and bleeding to the list.
(knackerz is skinning up, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:21, Reply)

I suppose your friend is correct
in a dark kind of way
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:28, Reply)

I've done 4 of them at once
and it wasn't the best 4, bad times.
(wiggy5 3 goats and a midget, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:19, Reply)

yesterday morning actually
dodgy Japanese food for Monday lunch, meant there was shit puke and piss (and coughing) all at once - not a nice feeling AT ALL
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:51, Reply)

I've
shit, pissed, puked, belched, farted all at once when I was massively sick. It was NOT fun. And I ended up sweaty and crying after.

Under those circumstances orgasms are impossible.
( Wanderer, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:00, Reply)