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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Powerful sperm.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:33,
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latest was 16 years ago)
So powerful they can pierce a layer of latex with ease.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:34,
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A shiney coat, abilty to fall from height and enough flexibilty to let him lick his own anus?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:35,
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What girl wouldn't want that in a man?
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:43,
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and a little bell round his neck?
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djtrialprice, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:52,
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Too easy. Strike through aborted.
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porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:06,
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I was dangerous as a teen.
I could have impregnated an entire village by wanking on an overlooking hilltop.
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Wanderer, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:04,
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