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AttractionOther that boobies, what do people look for when assessing the attractiveness of the opposite sex, consciously or otherwise? Tits, arses and legs are measuring sticks for the wanking classes.
Me, I definitely look at hair, not the pubic variety, i'm not a rapist, just the regular stuff. A lovely femine haircut can really raise the bar for some ladies, and of course it subconsciously denotes good health. Personal favourite has to be long curly brunettes, the wavier the better, and if it is draped across my stomach, better still. That and a nice smile, sometimes I fall in love 10 times a day.
Oh, and blowjob lips, how could I forget
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Nope it's true, if they cant' hold a conversation or have a sense of humour I'm not interested at all.(, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:20, Reply)
a good personality is essentialyou are right. you've got to be able to have a good laugh
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:23,
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No I agree with the chompsterA good personality can offset some hugely unattractive features e.g. a regional accent.
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djtrialprice, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:21,
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good work there my son(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:22,
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Wotcha, Gaz.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:33,
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If women go for the same thingyou're screwed. Not literally.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:20,
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I'm with you on the hairI have a preference for dark hair, but some nice thick healthy hair, attractively styled, will get my attention whatever colour it is.
also, big eyes, blue or green for preference. the one thing I'd change about my mrs is giving her green eyes.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:19,
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Skull and brain size is no measure of intelligenceI have a rather small head and I'm well smart.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:27,
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Hair, eyes, mouth, arms.They're what I notice right away.
Obviously there are other things you get to see later on and these are a bonus.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:20,
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I go weak for the geek.(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:21,
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Me tooI thought we were just on physical things.
I love having something explained to me, and him being so geeky that I still don't understand afterwards.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:23,
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jeez womanFor anyone who hasn't met me, I promise I'm not Moz from the IT Crowd.
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djtrialprice, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:26,
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What?Just because I wrote you a program that draws a Sierpinski Triangle that somehow makes me a geek?
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Tell you what, I'll just shut up now.
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djtrialprice, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:29,
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*pats head*That's right, Poindexter ;)
Although I'll treasure like another lady might treasure a sonnet
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:32,
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EyesSmile
I used to think personality, but my last ex turned out to be such a complete bitch I now doubt this.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:23,
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I think subconscienly people adjust their parameters to fit they're own potential.Consequently a booter can go out with some fugly chap and they can both be happy as they have adjusted what they expect from life.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:26,
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They're less fun after they've gone cold.Ultimately I'd say coma victims give the best of both worlds.
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Well la-dee-fucking dah!look whos got standards
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:30,
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Hair.If I don't like the hair, I don't even bother looking at the rest.
Straight after that comes build, then attractiveness.
If these all measure up, then I consider the personality. I talk a lot, so they have to be able to hold a conversation, otherwise I might as well talk to a brick wall. And ability to make me laugh.
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what do you look for in a bloke's hair?(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:31,
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once when I went from shoulder length hair to shortthe stylist started at the top/front. After a while she was done there and said, "If this was the 80s we'd be finished." We laughed and I was given the chance to look at my mullet, it was fun but I felt a lot more at ease once the whole thing was done.
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djtrialprice, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:37,
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I didn't go through the mullet stage when I had my long hair chopped offkind of wish I had
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:39,
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intermediate stages are always funlast time I got rid of an all over beard I fashioned it into a 70s 'tache first.
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djtrialprice, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:41,
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I went throughmusketeer, tache and soul patch, soul patch then clean shaven
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:44,
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That happened to me!He said "There, you're a lesbian from Birkenhead!"
but then he finished it :)
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:45,
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Fringe, first and foremost.Not massive emo things, but a nice little one, with a bit of a sweep. I love that little flick they do to get it out of their eyes.
I like a bit of length as well. Some styling to it.
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so you like gays then?(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:35,
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I'm building up a character profile of everyone on here(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:38,
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it's not true because that would be creepy and weirdand anyway, facebook does it for me
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:43,
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that explains the thing with you and chompy....(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:38,
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o rly?a little touchy ;-)
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:42,
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that's just mean(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:47,
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I like someone who looks lived in.Someone who has a twinkle in their eye and a dirty laugh. Someone who has secrets, (nice ones), and someone who looks at me like a starving man would look at a roast dinner.
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girlinthehole, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:29,
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Generally it's teeth and nose.I like a good nose. And good teeth are a MUST.
Generally I find a lot of men attractive. There's no particulates about it.
I quite like receding hairlines as well.
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:32,
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Being English I feel this post discriminates against me(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:36,
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how so?basically I said there are no particulates about it, the only real requirement is good teeth, if your teeth are rotten I can't look at you.
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:38,
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because Americans generally think we all have really bad teethbecause we don't all have them whitened and straightened (or entirely replaced)
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:41,
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not all Americans think that wayI live in Virginia, generally a lot of people here have horrible teeth.
Besides, I didn't say anything about straightened or whitened teeth.
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:43,
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you do seem to have a more sensible world view than most americans I've spoken withit must be said
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:44,
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I try to be fair and open minded. I believe being American has nothing to do with people being shallow.People in general already are, no matter where they grew up.
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:49,
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I'm half Englishand have the best teeth IN THE WORLD!
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djtrialprice, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:39,
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Half EnglishWich meens wun uv ur parents was forrin and there4 an IMIIGRUNT. I bet ur uvva parent was a PEEDO AS WELL.
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That would be my dadThe Scottish soldier, who came south of the border to defend his nation and impregnate the English.
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djtrialprice, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:49,
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I'm half Chinese and I have the best feet IN THE WORLD(
Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:53,
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So powerful they can pierce a layer of latex with ease.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:34,
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A shiney coat, abilty to fall from height and enough flexibilty to let him lick his own anus?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:35,
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What girl wouldn't want that in a man?(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:43,
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I was dangerous as a teen.I could have impregnated an entire village by wanking on an overlooking hilltop.
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Wanderer, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:04,
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Hair, hands, chest.Hair - Not any particular hair type, just a style that suits the face.
Hands - Long slender fingers
Chest - I don't mean breasts but what(I think)is called the decolletage. In fact, the whole area between the top of the breasts and the chin - shoulders included. I find that most women look stunning in off the shoulder dresses.
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Not the fat muntersthey look like fat munters
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:49,
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For me it's all about the eyes.A woman with beautiful eyes does it for me every time. Winona Ryder, Natalie Portman, Anne Hathaway... I can overlook a lot of things if she has beautiful eyes.
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Wanderer, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:03,
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