Swing music
The real old fashioned stuff.
Having watched The mask (again) my wife has decided she would quite like to listen to some more of that big band sound.

Recommendations anyone?

Or failing that: What colour is your underwear? Is it well-worn? Would your mum be ashamed of you for it?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:12, 38 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Benny Goodman
If you can find it, the Ken Burns Jazz collection does a superb Benny Goodman compilation - and if you have any doubts about it, skip forward to Benny Rides Again or Sing, Sing, Sing.

Oh, and green, reasonably, and I'd hope not.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:14, Reply)

I'll see my dad.
He still has some original Benny Goodman EPs. I'll need to buy a turntable though.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:21, Reply)

I can also recommend - for something more modern - The Puppini Sisters
Crap pop songs turned into swing numbers do make for light entertainment and a good chuckle.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:53, Reply)

Yes
Their version of Heart of Glass is quite amusing!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:56, Reply)

Have you heard their version of Crazy in Love?
Knocks spots off the original.

Edit: Actually, the best one is their version of Wuthering Heights as posted here. The song is amusing enough, but even funnier is the flurry of comments from irate Kate Bush fans who seem to have no sense of humour!
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:58, Reply)

A pal of mine engineered a session for them.
His verdict: 'wouldn't'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:08, Reply)

Slayer

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:15, Reply)

Black
All my underwear is black. Some of it is well worn.
( Peej, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:16, Reply)

Black, fairly new, and no she wouldn't be.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:22, Reply)

It don't mean a thing if it aint got that swing.
Bop do wop bop do wop bop do wop!
( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:25, Reply)

black and white
with a bit of red writing

not well worn, and I don't think so
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:27, Reply)

Black boxers,
My mum shouldn't be, she bought me them for christmas.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:28, Reply)

Underwear?
Underwear is for wimps.

Commando is where it's at.

May not be actually the case
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:29, Reply)

I could revisit the old joke...
"Is anything worn under your kilt?"

"No, madam, it's all in perfect working order".
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:31, Reply)

And
"Is anything worn under your kilt?"

"Put your hand up and find out!"

"Arrrggh! It's gruesome!"

"Aye lass, do it again it'll gruesome more!"
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:35, Reply)

www.instantrimshot.com/
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:56, Reply)

I went Commando for years
Then I met my wife, she changed me.
( Peej, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:31, Reply)

Office snort
At the thought of your wife changing you. Are adult nappies expensive?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:57, Reply)

Oh and me.
White (Marksies Utility), fairly new and yes she would. For being such a big size.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:36, Reply)

Louis Jordan is a decent starting point.
I don't quite understand the question regarding underwear.
Obviously it's either darkish grey (formerly black) or lightish grey (formerly white) those being the only colours that underwear can be.
(Cave Duck, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:36, Reply)

It can be other colours
Usually yellow at the front and brown at the back.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:54, Reply)

Helps get them on the right way.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:02, Reply)

Just a normal pervy query.
Imagine it growled in a husky voice, over the phone, by someone you don't know who is obviously having a wank.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:04, Reply)

Whilst crying and screaming the Lord's Prayer?

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:05, Reply)

Lord no.
That would be bad form. You need a table not a phone for that.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Wet-look leopard-print crotchless thong. And she shouldn't be: THEY'RE hers.
*hangs self*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:09, Reply)

they're
haaaaaaaaaaaaa
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:09, Reply)

ZING!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:22, Reply)

Christ alive I am appalled.
In my defence I only got in from a lock-in at an Irish pub in Dalston at 3:30 this morning, but still - no excuse.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:28, Reply)

3:30?
You weapons grade shirter. Now if it had been 4:30 I might have been impressed...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:31, Reply)

I know. Bender, eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:39, Reply)

As a punishment
you need to bend over and touch your toes ten times.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:40, Reply)

Black
And I'd have to ask her. Does anyone know a good medium?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:23, Reply)

No, I'm a large.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:25, Reply)

Show off.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:28, Reply)

Now now.
You knew her long enough. Have a guess. Go on.

Go on, Go on, Go on.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:25, Reply)

Well...
Given that they are a bit old, slightly discoloured and there's a button missing, she'd probably be hoping that I don't get run over by a bus later on.

They are emergency oh God I need to do a dark wash trollies
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:30, Reply)

*Pats reassuringly on shoulder*
Don't worry, we've all got them.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:59, Reply)