i suppose
it must be because I have no maternal instinct. Kids are all pretty much the same, aren't they?

also, I am impressed by the science of it all, I'm not saying they shouldn't, I just question why people are so obsessed with having kids
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:09, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

No, they aren't pretty much all the same.
look at Harvey Price. GO ON, LOOK AT HIM.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:11, Reply)

"om nom nom nom"
Ms Price, your thing appears to be trying to eat my shoes
( djtrialprice, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:13, Reply)

that's so harsh!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:32, Reply)

Totally
I'm never getting those slavers out of my DGs!
( djtrialprice, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:35, Reply)

Good lord those slavers are everywhere. Lock up your women!

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:39, Reply)

'cos women
are proper mentals trufax
( djtrialprice, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:11, Reply)

Innit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:12, Reply)

It's a natural urge to reproduce
and hence ensure the survival of the species.

I must admit it seems to have missed me out though. I have never liked the idea, despite the testimony of all my mates who say, "Oh I felt like that too, but now that I'm a dad it's great" etc etc. I'm yet to be convinced.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:11, Reply)

Similar to people who buy an iPhone
"To start with the shafting I received from Apple really chafed, but now I'm locked into a lengthy contractual agreement I've convinced myself I love it."

You can really feel the warmth I have for children.
( djtrialprice, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:15, Reply)

Please don't go babysitting tonight

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:17, Reply)

Or if you do
best leave your pointy stick at home.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:18, Reply)

Where I go
the stick goes
( djtrialprice, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:22, Reply)

I've already agreed to.
Technically, the ex is looking after the kid. I'm just there to look after her if she stops breathing.
( djtrialprice, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:21, Reply)

Oh aye?
I'm just there to look after her if she stops breathing feel her up on the couch.

That is what babysitting is all about.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:23, Reply)

Giggity
+ if she stops breathing
( djtrialprice, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:32, Reply)

*rolling pin*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:41, Reply)

haha iKid
Kid shitting everywhere? There's an app for that.
Kid filled with unrelenting hatred? There's an app for that.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:34, Reply)

Not with me it isn't.
Never had the desire to procreate.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:25, Reply)