Here, have a Kleenex
And yes, I am aware of this. I am merely playing to the stereotype that most men who like musicals also like to penetrate the posteriors of their fellow man. But you already knew that.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:17, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Friend of Dorothy.
Is the best euphemism ever.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:20, Reply)

'Good with colours'
is my favourite.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:29, Reply)

Many years ago I was asked by a chap in a pub if I was a friend of Dorothy.
I genuinely had no idea what he was talking about and replied "I only know Dorothy _____, she's more my sister's friend though"
He was mortified and couldn't get away quickly enough, apologising as he went.

It is remarkable how innocent/ignorant those who were raised pre-internet, with conservative parents were.

My girlfriend wants me to visit a place called Clitoris (or summat like that) but the sat-nav doesn't recognise the name so I'll have to get round looking on the internet to see if I can find whereabouts it is.
(Cave Duck, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:46, Reply)

Ha, Caveduck can't find the clitoris

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:54, Reply)

I didn't even know it was lost.

Besides, I was exaggerating for "comic" purposes - I haven't really got a sat-nav.
(Cave Duck, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:57, Reply)

It's probably hiding behind an overgrown bush.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:03, Reply)

haha

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:22, Reply)