Hot teenage Jew, ITV1!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:10, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Trans-Am wheel-arch nostrils, Quest!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:14, Reply)

Rimmer?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:16, Reply)

was thinking that
nostrils like two railway tunnels
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:17, Reply)

Hahahaha
He looked like the younger brother of that Gutenplan chap who kicked arse on Uni Challenge.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:16, Reply)

Blessed are the geeks

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:18, Reply)

For they shall invent Microsoft
and inherit the Earth
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:19, Reply)

and my adoration

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:19, Reply)

:-)

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:21, Reply)

Oh, isn't that nice, they have a hell of a time.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:36, Reply)

Shut up, Bignose

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:36, Reply)

Where are you from, nose city?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:40, Reply)

I'll take you the fuckin cleaners, mate...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:41, Reply)

"I'M ROOTA AND SO'S MY WIFE!"

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:50, Reply)

He's referring to all manufacturers of dairy products...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:51, Reply)

All right, no one is to stone *anyone* until I blow this whistle. Even... and I want to make this absolutely clear... even if they do say, "Jehovah. "
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:53, Reply)

oh, just kill ALL the fun, whydontcha?!?!?!
Those of us without satellite or cable have to entertain ourselves SOMEHOW, dammit, and those cockbites bang on my door and drag me outta bed, THEY DON'T GET STONED, THEY GET AN ALUMINUM TEE-BALL BAT!*

*(Murkin warm-up to "proper" baseball, for tots to tee-off a prop; bequested to me by my lovely, brilliant, brave and hilarious late nephew, for that specific reason --- "Keep it by the bed, ALWAYS!" --- "Tater.")
(AnntichristSCoulter, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 8:01, Reply)

Gutenplan v Paxman
Fight of the century. Forget Haye v Klitschko.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:36, Reply)

My flatmate started mocking him
Then felt bad when he saw he was a Jew.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:17, Reply)

Are you two having quality time?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:23, Reply)

Damn straight
He's reasonably off his face on haribo and lounging on the couch. I am not.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:24, Reply)

But I'm 26 =/

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:30, Reply)

And I'm not on telly.
=/
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:30, Reply)

If you were, and you had on your yarmulke, I'd have been buzzing

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:34, Reply)

You really should switch that thing off.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:35, Reply)

Haha, my mate told his new flatmate (also my friend)
that every time she buzzed up, it made lines go across his computer.
Poor girl was horrified.
He was lying, obviously.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:38, Reply)

*brings it out of room, holds up to screen*
Is it doing it now?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:40, Reply)

Shiiiiiiit

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:42, Reply)

yarma-wha?
*Sigh*, people go to bed with gonz, and they wake up with Paul.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:42, Reply)

Kippah?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:42, Reply)

Kupple? (not sure how it's spelt), the head-cap thing?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:45, Reply)

Yeah.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:50, Reply)

*Does sexy dance*
You can leeave your kupple on.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:53, Reply)