I'm going to be honest with you, Cave Duck, and I really hope you don't mind.
This isn't a slight on you, I don't wish you any ill thoughts about this but I have a right to speak my mind. I'm not saying you have to agree with me, you don't at all, it's your progrative to feel however you want to feel about the issue.... but no, I do not know who Ian Dury is.

Please note, it is the person your'e reffering to that I do not understand, and not you.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:55, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

you know that song "Hit me with your rhythm stick"?
that's an example of the "earthy humour"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:56, Reply)

Very dark, I can see how someone like Cave Duck can relate to such an empty void that used to be where his positive thoughts were.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:08, Reply)

I know
it's so lucky that he found such a sympathetic and experienced support group to help him deal with his issues.

I wonder if we can diagnose him with anything....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:12, Reply)

Crippling aspergers?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:15, Reply)

that has to be self-diagnosed

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:17, Reply)

Could we give him a push in the right direction then?
I can't think of any other terrible disorders he might have.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:21, Reply)

he doesn't seem to like gonz
he must be some kind of sociopath
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:24, Reply)

There really is something wrong.
How could anyone not love Gonz?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:29, Reply)

I suspect it's someone who doesn't understand his "earthy humour"

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:31, Reply)

This makes me sad.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:38, Reply)

much like King Arthur when the french wouldn't show him their grail

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:42, Reply)

damn french

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:49, Reply)

progrative
oh Gonz that's bad even for you.

And I didn't think you would misspell a word that Britney has written a song about. Go and look at the album, come back and try again.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:58, Reply)

Ans?
nice ninjing
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:59, Reply)

*whistles*

edit: *more whistling, whilst looking up and to the left*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Bra-vo, fantastic trolling there.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:02, Reply)

oh shush you
I'm not a troll, I'm an elf.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:32, Reply)

"For the record here, it's the non-, no, sorry, anti-religious person who's running away from a rational debate here, not the other way 'round."
I think you need to carefully read the above, and have a good long think about whether you're really cut out for attempting to appear superior and condescending on an internet forum.
Particularly when you have so little understanding of people and the world in general.
(Cave Duck, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:15, Reply)

Don't be a dick.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:16, Reply)

How is that being a dick?

(Cave Duck, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:34, Reply)

No, that is being a dick though.
I think you should have a good long think about whether you're really cut out for attempting to appear superior and condescending on an internet forum.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:38, Reply)

I've got patent pending on that.

(Cave Duck, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:16, Reply)

it looks like you are attempting to appear superior and condescending
and seriously saying that someone who you basically don't know has "so little understanding of people and the world in general"

and you don't realise how that is being a dick?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:40, Reply)

Incedible.
Do you not stop and think before posting? I was responding in kind to someone (who basically doesn't know me) who tried to make me out to be an emo kid whose life sucks. Do you consider that he was being a dick?
(Cave Duck, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 17:27, Reply)

Just your general over-reaction
To a bit of piss taking. The reaction would have been the same to anyone else who posted what you did, so don't play the clique card.

And singling out certain people to be a dick to, when there were plenty of others who took the piss.

This post in particular stinks so badly of hypocrisy ONLINE I might have to go and have a shower to get the smell out of my hair.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:47, Reply)

What have I said that is hypocritical?
I responded to this particular thread in the tone it was started.

I explained in the other thread why I started it without being rude to anyone. The thread didn't fit, it's not a big deal you can always ignore it. That's where the over-reaction is.
(Cave Duck, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:29, Reply)

I think you need to have a good long think yourself
before you get on your high horse about things. Stop taking yourself so seriously. Definitely stop taking the internet so seriously.

and not insulting people on here who are regulars and are well-liked (not me, I'm talking about Gonz, and CHCB) might be an idea.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:21, Reply)

Have a go at vipros as much as you want.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:24, Reply)

yeah, that twat
his smugness will soak it up
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:25, Reply)

haha like Batfink's shield

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:33, Reply)

I'd say that the auto-hubris that greated the posting of a few lines from songs
is taking the internet too seriously.
Lyrics = Emo irrespective of context, seemed to be the Pavlovian response of "internet little Englanders" protecting their preceious part of the internet. I enjoy a well crafted turn of phrase almost as much as a well crafted bottled beer. Why is giving and seeking examples of one fine and the other some terrible faux pas?

With regard to insulting people, I have to say that you seem to suggesting that popular posters have the right to insult me but I shouldn't respond because they've been here longer are well liked.
I'm afraid that sort of "politics of the playground" towards the new kid doesn't sit well with me.
Also I didn't actually insult one of the people you mention, I made a qualified statement. "IF you think ..., THEN ..."
(Cave Duck, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 18:09, Reply)

I don't see the relevance here, in that case BGB was walking away from a rational debate which I pulled her up on.
I'm sorry, but in this case, I just don't understand what your'e trying to imply. I understand this could make you feel like nobody ever understands you, but please understand, it is the statements you've said that I don't understand, and not you as an individual.

Have you got someone to talk to about this sort of thing? I think you could find it helpful if you did.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:25, Reply)

It was her, it was her.

(Cave Duck, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:38, Reply)

Chin up big fella, you'll find someone else.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:48, Reply)

You wont.

(Cave Duck, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Why do you attack me when all I do is try to understand your position?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:16, Reply)