So, "Cave Duck"'s life sucks, diddums, mine's great, for the most part.
Yeah', sure, some things are shit, but I saw a dog yesterday, it was a little poodle like thing, I think, it had poodle hair and the shape of a scottie dog.

Man, life can't suck when such things exist.

WEEKEND TIMEZ ! Anyone doing anything good?

//edit//

Holy shit, Alice is out to buy at the begining of next month, that's a bit quick, innit?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:34, 189 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Nope!

( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:37, Reply)

Oh well, would you like to do something?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:41, Reply)

Yes!

( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:43, Reply)

What would you like to do?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Guess!

( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:47, Reply)

*Giggles like a school girl looking at a willy in an art gallery*
How about phoning up your mates and spending tomorrow in a park, with picnic and drink and someone who can play the guitar?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:51, Reply)

Oh man I'd love to do that.

( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:54, Reply)

Keep the dream alive, make it happen.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:58, Reply)

Will do Gonz.

( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:59, Reply)

*whispers* I believe in you */whisper*

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:09, Reply)

I see the words Gonz, but what do they mean?

( broadsword, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:38, Reply)

I'll be honest, it was just a stream of thoughts without any intention except to make an emo kid feel worst about himself.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:41, Reply)

Nice one
what colour pants are you wearing?
( broadsword, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Current colour or colour-on-purchase?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:47, Reply)

Surprise me

( broadsword, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:51, Reply)

Red, then.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:09, Reply)

*makes note*
Red.

Thanks, Gonz
Thonz
( broadsword, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:12, Reply)

yes, but
I'm not going to tell you
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:38, Reply)

Oh, burn, gutted.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:41, Reply)

I know!
and it's totally cool, too!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:42, Reply)

Does it involve dogs?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:45, Reply)

no
but there may be chickens. Live ones
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:48, Reply)

Please think about the consiquences of your actions before you 'liberate' the bernard mathews factory.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:52, Reply)

I suppose the dinosaur shaped chickens
could prove to be a problem for the local ecosystem
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:55, Reply)

It's the Compys you've got to worry about if you're going to stay true to the definitive book on the whole issue.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:59, Reply)

Clearly you can't read.
There's nothing in what I've posted to indicate that my life sucks. Kindly point out what you makes you think this and I'll happily explain why you're wrong.
(Cave Duck, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:38, Reply)

Just think about your parents, friends and family before you do anything stupid.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:42, Reply)

You don't actually know who Ian Dury is do you?
Or understand that his lyrics were full of earthy humour.
(Cave Duck, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:52, Reply)

you don't understand what is going on here
and are making yourself look stupid
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:55, Reply)

I'm going to be honest with you, Cave Duck, and I really hope you don't mind.
This isn't a slight on you, I don't wish you any ill thoughts about this but I have a right to speak my mind. I'm not saying you have to agree with me, you don't at all, it's your progrative to feel however you want to feel about the issue.... but no, I do not know who Ian Dury is.

Please note, it is the person your'e reffering to that I do not understand, and not you.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:55, Reply)

you know that song "Hit me with your rhythm stick"?
that's an example of the "earthy humour"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:56, Reply)

Very dark, I can see how someone like Cave Duck can relate to such an empty void that used to be where his positive thoughts were.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:08, Reply)

I know
it's so lucky that he found such a sympathetic and experienced support group to help him deal with his issues.

I wonder if we can diagnose him with anything....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:12, Reply)

Crippling aspergers?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:15, Reply)

that has to be self-diagnosed

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:17, Reply)

Could we give him a push in the right direction then?
I can't think of any other terrible disorders he might have.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:21, Reply)

he doesn't seem to like gonz
he must be some kind of sociopath
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:24, Reply)

There really is something wrong.
How could anyone not love Gonz?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:29, Reply)

I suspect it's someone who doesn't understand his "earthy humour"

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:31, Reply)

This makes me sad.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:38, Reply)

much like King Arthur when the french wouldn't show him their grail

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:42, Reply)

damn french

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:49, Reply)

progrative
oh Gonz that's bad even for you.

And I didn't think you would misspell a word that Britney has written a song about. Go and look at the album, come back and try again.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:58, Reply)

Ans?
nice ninjing
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:59, Reply)

*whistles*

edit: *more whistling, whilst looking up and to the left*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Bra-vo, fantastic trolling there.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:02, Reply)

oh shush you
I'm not a troll, I'm an elf.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:32, Reply)

"For the record here, it's the non-, no, sorry, anti-religious person who's running away from a rational debate here, not the other way 'round."
I think you need to carefully read the above, and have a good long think about whether you're really cut out for attempting to appear superior and condescending on an internet forum.
Particularly when you have so little understanding of people and the world in general.
(Cave Duck, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:15, Reply)

Don't be a dick.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:16, Reply)

How is that being a dick?

(Cave Duck, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:34, Reply)

No, that is being a dick though.
I think you should have a good long think about whether you're really cut out for attempting to appear superior and condescending on an internet forum.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:38, Reply)

I've got patent pending on that.

(Cave Duck, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:16, Reply)

it looks like you are attempting to appear superior and condescending
and seriously saying that someone who you basically don't know has "so little understanding of people and the world in general"

and you don't realise how that is being a dick?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:40, Reply)

Incedible.
Do you not stop and think before posting? I was responding in kind to someone (who basically doesn't know me) who tried to make me out to be an emo kid whose life sucks. Do you consider that he was being a dick?
(Cave Duck, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 17:27, Reply)

Just your general over-reaction
To a bit of piss taking. The reaction would have been the same to anyone else who posted what you did, so don't play the clique card.

And singling out certain people to be a dick to, when there were plenty of others who took the piss.

This post in particular stinks so badly of hypocrisy ONLINE I might have to go and have a shower to get the smell out of my hair.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:47, Reply)

What have I said that is hypocritical?
I responded to this particular thread in the tone it was started.

I explained in the other thread why I started it without being rude to anyone. The thread didn't fit, it's not a big deal you can always ignore it. That's where the over-reaction is.
(Cave Duck, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:29, Reply)

I think you need to have a good long think yourself
before you get on your high horse about things. Stop taking yourself so seriously. Definitely stop taking the internet so seriously.

and not insulting people on here who are regulars and are well-liked (not me, I'm talking about Gonz, and CHCB) might be an idea.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:21, Reply)

Have a go at vipros as much as you want.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:24, Reply)

yeah, that twat
his smugness will soak it up
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:25, Reply)

haha like Batfink's shield

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:33, Reply)

I'd say that the auto-hubris that greated the posting of a few lines from songs
is taking the internet too seriously.
Lyrics = Emo irrespective of context, seemed to be the Pavlovian response of "internet little Englanders" protecting their preceious part of the internet. I enjoy a well crafted turn of phrase almost as much as a well crafted bottled beer. Why is giving and seeking examples of one fine and the other some terrible faux pas?

With regard to insulting people, I have to say that you seem to suggesting that popular posters have the right to insult me but I shouldn't respond because they've been here longer are well liked.
I'm afraid that sort of "politics of the playground" towards the new kid doesn't sit well with me.
Also I didn't actually insult one of the people you mention, I made a qualified statement. "IF you think ..., THEN ..."
(Cave Duck, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 18:09, Reply)

I don't see the relevance here, in that case BGB was walking away from a rational debate which I pulled her up on.
I'm sorry, but in this case, I just don't understand what your'e trying to imply. I understand this could make you feel like nobody ever understands you, but please understand, it is the statements you've said that I don't understand, and not you as an individual.

Have you got someone to talk to about this sort of thing? I think you could find it helpful if you did.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:25, Reply)

It was her, it was her.

(Cave Duck, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:38, Reply)

Chin up big fella, you'll find someone else.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:48, Reply)

You wont.

(Cave Duck, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Why do you attack me when all I do is try to understand your position?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:16, Reply)

Seriously, Ducky, lighten up.
Ian Dury was great: I miss him.
Vipros doesn't get him: And?
You shouldn't have called Vipros witless though. Cunt, perhaps, but not witless.
And probably best to get to know who's who before you call anyone a cunt.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:12, Reply)

I am a cunt
not witless though, thanks

you are right, I don't get the appeal of Dury and the Blockheads. Don't mind if others do though. not like U2, those shitheaps. I bet Cave Duck likes U2.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:22, Reply)

Thanks for the advice, but you misunderstand.
I didn't start the thread as an exercise in "I'll show you" The mention of him earlier just started me thinking about his lyrics. Which I think are full of earhty wit and wisdom. If someone had mentioned Elvis Costello (in either a positive or negative way) it would probably have been him that had been the subject of this thread.

I'm slightly surprised that ppeople assume they know your thought process and immediately label anything quoted from a song as emo. In this case that seems as appropriate as labelling me a miserable bastard if I started a "What's your favourite Tim Vine joke?" thread.

Also, I didn't actually call anyone witless. I quoted a maxim which is something I've quoted to friends before.
(Cave Duck, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:32, Reply)

I think you misunderstand
I don't think anyone actually thought you were being emo.

and for the sake of argument you did pretty much call me witless.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:35, Reply)

Ah, so.
It was unfortunate that your comment popped up just under Vipros' saying Ian dury was shite.
If you'd offered him a good bumming by way of remedy all would have been settled. And life would be duller.
And we are all really, really sorry your life sucks.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:37, Reply)

You witless emo tit.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:44, Reply)

You Titless Emo

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:49, Reply)

i like tits

( broadsword, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Tits like coconuts.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:51, Reply)

I think you are my favourite internet person

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Do you have a little buzzer on your computer that goes off everytime someone mentions breasts?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:58, Reply)

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( broadsword, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:04, Reply)

I'll take that as yes.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:05, Reply)

So, when you were quoting someone something, you wern't calling them that thing you were quoting?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:47, Reply)

It's a general guideline.
I review its relevence on a case by case basis
(Cave Duck, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:31, Reply)

Yup, Odeon cinemas were going to boycott the film because of its quick DVD release
but they didn't in the end. Pussies.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:39, Reply)

Oh, fair enough.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:42, Reply)

I was expecting you to ask why Odeon would object
and I was going to make up an hilarious reply (because I don't know). Pissed on that plan didn't ya?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:46, Reply)

.... but why would odeon object?
I mean, aside the fact that they're [probably] paying the same rate for a premium film with a reduced shelf life?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:47, Reply)

I skim read that
and it came out "premium reduced filth".

I can't skim read
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:02, Reply)

I'm flying back to the UK
after this weekend, so packing etc will be filling it. Very boring stuff
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:41, Reply)

You aint flying nowhere foo'

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Did you cross your arms and nod your head when you said that?

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:46, Reply)

NO*




*Yes
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:48, Reply)

Good
*folds arms and nods head*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:51, Reply)

Where are you flying from?
I'm flying away from the UK on wed.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Where are you now?

( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:43, Reply)

I'd guess at Merka.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:47, Reply)

I wanna go back to Merka.

( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:49, Reply)

I'm a little bit ashamed
surely I don't sound American. As it is, I'm just in Ireland, and I'm flying on Tuesday
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:02, Reply)

We all know that merkins have owly eyes.

( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:04, Reply)

I still can't think of a better sig
Any suggestions people?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:05, Reply)

I wouldn't ask that
that's how I got the dumb username camel-related incident.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:19, Reply)

I'm still angry on the internet
but not at CaveDuck.

I'm angry at some tool on my Facebook constantly being a completely unfunny and obnoxious bastard and when anyone questions him on it he makes out like he's just trolling everyone.

I know there's a sense of irony that I'm complaining about this in b3ta, land of the trolls, but still. I'm upset ONLINE and in my haste to remove him as a friend I forgot that would mean I wouldn't be able to respond to any of his arguments.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:49, Reply)

You're the one who accepted my friend request,
you can't moan about it now.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:50, Reply)

hahaha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:51, Reply)

Self-depricating
LOLZ
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:06, Reply)

There there.
Have a jelly baby.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:50, Reply)

"Haver a jellybaby"?
How does one do that? Is it a Scottish thing?

*EDIT* ninja bastard.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:51, Reply)

Don't know what you mean.
*looks up and whistles tunelessly*

PS you forgot the Blackhearted bit.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:52, Reply)

I would so love some jelly babies right now
I hate the black ones but if someone offers me the bag and I accidentally pick out a black one I eat it anyway in case people think I'm a racist.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:52, Reply)

I like green ones so I get loads cos few people like the green ones.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:53, Reply)

red are best!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:53, Reply)

I protest in favour of orange

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:03, Reply)

I like orange ones best
and when I say that everyone tells me I'm sick.

They had a thread on /talk a bit ago about wine gums and I was going to contribute but then cr3 said that orange ones were sick so I didn't dare.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:04, Reply)

snap
I hope you like orange smarties best of all as well
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:04, Reply)

I'd like to add my voice to the pro orange argument
but not for skin colour
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:14, Reply)

I do!!
I loved it when they did those promotional packs and in some packs one or two smarties had smiley faces and sunglasses
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:14, Reply)

weren't they green chocolate?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:15, Reply)

what is this madness you speak of?
That's reminded me of 300 and now I can use this:

THIS IS SMARTIES!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:35, Reply)

I fully clicked this.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:49, Reply)

I remember those!

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:16, Reply)

Blue are the best!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:15, Reply)

i do this, too

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Just remember the old saying about arguing on the internet
whether you win or lose, you're still a retard.

Delete him as a friend and get on with life. Or hunt him down and kill him. It's all good.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:53, Reply)

I have deleted him
but I'm still annoyed. I'm filled with IMPOTENT RAGE
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:04, Reply)

The word 'Impotent' makes me laugh.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:09, Reply)

child

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:14, Reply)

A cousen of mine got really uppity at me for trolling on facebook, I ended up giving into her argument because I couldn't be fucked to continue and she wasn't listening to a single point I made...
... if I didn't know her, I 'd susspect she was trolling me, because she kept on saying things like "Why are you getting so upset?" as an arguement for getting upset.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:04, Reply)

haha ironic trolling
it just gets confusing when two trolls get in a fight.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:15, Reply)

re-arranging my bedroom, cooking, drinking oh man I can't WAIT
baseball tomorrow, movies and wine
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:51, Reply)

What you cooking?
When does the NFL games start?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:06, Reply)

tilapia, burgers, carrots and zucchini prolly
I have no idea. I don't watch it.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:11, Reply)

Sounds good.
Me and Sexface are going to make burgers with the works and home made chips tomorow night.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:13, Reply)

Home made relish (maybe), chiabatta rolls, nice salad, home made deep fried chips, nice salad.
Oh man, I'm so looking forward to it.

I think I'm going to buy a deep fat fryer tomorow.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:14, Reply)

we had crab legs and shrimp last night
that was awesome

I've never had homemade chips before
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:15, Reply)

Oh man, I'd fucking love me a bit of that.
I wish I lived in an area where prawns, crab, lobsters and all similar things were eaten as regular as chicken. That sort of shellfish is my favorite meat, including cow.

Home made chips are fucking lush. The potato goes slightly sweet with concentrated flavour. Chips you get in a chippy, at least that I've always had, is fucking horrible enimic tasteless shit. Real home made chips are one of the nicest dishes I've had, my mum is a good cook, but my favorite meal she makes for me is simple egg'n'chips. I like shoving in 1-to-4 ratio of normal to sweet potatoes, but the rest of The Household doesn't like tha), If you fry up some onions in the deep-fat towards the end of frying the poteoes, it adds an extra dimension.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:21, Reply)

haha it's not really something that's done often, shrimp is fairly easy to fit into a meal I reckon but I haven't had lobster in years
I may have to try that tonight, sounds lovely, how long do you cook them in the fryer for?
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:29, Reply)

I know it sounds like crap, but it's really one of those " 'till they're done " type things.
The potatoes go down to about half when cooked, so what looks like a lot of potatoes doesn't translate to a lot of chips. Get a bowl of water, and chop up the potatoes, about 4-5 per person and guestimate and depending on size, in the water, you can leave them for over a day without them browning, so you could do (for example) cup a sack and have them for a few people for a few days*. I like them well done (not burnt, but well done), so it normally takes 45 minutes a portion. If you're doing it for a few people, half-fry a portion, half fry another portion, during the day, then begin to finish-fry them both when your'e ready to eat; they're better like that anyway.

* Not industrial size sack, but a normal one, not sure what 'normal' is abroad though for size
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:43, Reply)

this seems like way too much work

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:29, Reply)

a friend of mine has family on the Scily Isles
and they eat a lot of lobster

the swine.

I'd rather have nice prawns and scallops regularly though. Lobster is a bit too much of a faff, for not that much extra benefit
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:34, Reply)

fuck off lobster is luussshhhhh

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:37, Reply)

Yeah', lobster is over-rated, it was more of an example.
Not if the lobster is cooked right, but if it's cooked wrong, it's an expesive wase.

I'd rather have the equivilient weight in good prawn than an average lobster.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:44, Reply)

I agree
good prawns are awesome
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:47, Reply)

I'm not sure yet.
Hopefully it will involve music and alcohol, preferably together.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:54, Reply)

The two things do marry up well.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:06, Reply)

They do, don't they?
Hoping to get to see a local band on Saturday that we haven't seen for a while as they don't play very often these days.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:13, Reply)

I'm not a fan of live or loud music, truth be told.
But I like musicals.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:15, Reply)

BUMDER ALERT!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:36, Reply)

lolmental.
Unless I can choose what songs they play.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:45, Reply)

Buying new shoes on Saturday,
Followed by a two hour pole lesson which may kill me.

Sunday, all my flatmates get back so we'll most likely be getting wankered and utterly raping Manchester.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:54, Reply)

CMCMFM Boots?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:05, Reply)

eh?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:11, Reply)

Chase Me Catch Me Fuck Me boots.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:14, Reply)

Nope,
LSIICHSF Shoes.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:23, Reply)

Let's See If I Can...
uhm, have sex first?
( djtrialprice, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:56, Reply)

Hit six foot.
They're rather high.

Although I do like your interpretation.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:59, Reply)

are you going to the blush pole thing?
I wanted to go but I have to go to a wedding where my pole dancing will probably be frowned upon.

Are you going to Office? I'm going there tomorrow morning to try and find my friend some DCs after she jealoused at me.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:16, Reply)

Yep,
I'm really trying to get back in practice after so long not having done anything. That's a shame, you could have really jazzed up the reception.

Possibly! The shoes I've seen though, as much as it pains me to admit it, are in New Look, I just need a cheap replacement for the short term. However, being a student getting there in the morning seems unlikely.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:20, Reply)

I love New Look shoes
they're the only heels I can walk anywhere in without becoming a cripple.

I did the Superman drop last night (very slowly and with my teacher's arms around my waist, but still)!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:37, Reply)

Ah, maybe it will be a good purchase then. I like these ones:
www.newlook.com/browse/productDetail.jsp?icCategory=cat30004&icProduct=190904501

Yay! Well done :D My teacher put me straight onto extended butterfly, which I failed miserably at. There's just that last little bit of leg that I'm too scared to take away from the pole.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:51, Reply)

I can do that one
it took a while but I've got two different ways of going into it now so we can play with it on Tuesday.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:24, Reply)

Ooo, good.
If I get that, I'll be able to do stuff like jack knife as well, so it would be excellent :D
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:27, Reply)

What the fuck is up with the popular page?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:01, Reply)

Not enough people are clicking on my posts.
It fucks up if there less than 3 of my posts on there at one time.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:02, Reply)

If I click this one and it makes it onto the popular page
will you edit it to say something rude and cutting about Vipros?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:04, Reply)

I'm going to click this instead

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:05, Reply)

story of my life

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:13, Reply)

There are two by you and one about you.
Is that not enough?? Some people have never even gotten on the popular page *sadface*
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:05, Reply)

the panderers will have you on there in the next 17 seconds now

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:05, Reply)

mention your boobs,
then everyone will click it.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:06, Reply)

i like boobs

( broadsword, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:08, Reply)

I think you have a tendency to overestimate my boobs.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:08, Reply)

estimate stimulate
( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:09, Reply)

I refuse to believe that this is possible!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:12, Reply)

I don't know I saw a impressive picture on facebook.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:22, Reply)

I'm confused by this.
I didn't know I had any impressive boob pictures...
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:24, Reply)

Well I don't want to massage your ego.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:29, Reply)

That's just begging for strikethroughs
There are none! You're making it up.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:34, Reply)

Whatsup!

( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:03, Reply)

I have no idea, I don't read it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:05, Reply)

It's ok I'm here to fix the popular page with my classic blend of bitterness and mispelling

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:07, Reply)

I think you'll find that I cover bitterness and mispelling better than anyone.

( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:08, Reply)

If we're honest Gonz has mispelling all sewn up
bitterness is really a prerequisite for OT, unless you are Flim or Roota
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:10, Reply)

I'm not bitter.
No-siree, guv.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:14, Reply)

nothing
I was top of it for a little while! I'm so proud
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:12, Reply)

I'm going camping! With scouts, meh.
But it will be brill.
I shall take my guitar and learn some Ian Drury songs. And emote and stuff.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:08, Reply)

That way they'll have some way to express themselves after you bum them all

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:09, Reply)

That's my plan.
Expand their minds first ...
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:13, Reply)

minds sphincters
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:17, Reply)

Then they can get their goatse badge!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:18, Reply)

Doesn't sound like my cup of tea, but if you have fun, then, well, it's all good.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:10, Reply)

I was asked to help out with my local scout group
I said no on the grounds that I hated the scouts when I was a scout
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:14, Reply)