You should say that to one of the 'cheer up' people and see what happens
I predict the end of the world or a fight to the death.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:01, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

It wouldn't be much of a fight
Nobody would hit psychochomp because you're not allowed to hit girls.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:02, Reply)

This is true
But who's to say the 'cheer up' person isn't a girl too!? In my experience its usually the sort of retarded statement a 30something woman would make... or a 40something bald man... these are the catagories.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:04, Reply)

Hmmmm, the 40 something year old bald man
is probably a racist too. That sort usually are.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:07, Reply)

Probably
While we're making wild accusations we may as well add racism to the mix.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:08, Reply)

I also heard that the husband of the 30 year old woman
is playing away, so you could offer her a glass of pinot grigio (her sort always like Pinot Grigio) and a shoulder to cry on and then take her back to a cheap hotel for some filthy drunken sex.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:10, Reply)

Awww well that's not me
I don't like wine... its for fruits. Fact.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:13, Reply)

You don't like wine?
What, not at all? Really?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:14, Reply)

Yup it all tastes of vinegar to me
and I'm not just drinking vinegar from a wine bottle... I've checked.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:15, Reply)

That's crazy.
What do you drink then?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:17, Reply)

Spirits
BEST OF ALL THE ALCOHOLS!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:17, Reply)

I can usually be found sitting under a kitchen table untangling my tights,
sipping Bourbon out of an old sock with B69 for company.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:21, Reply)

Awww you poor thing
no-one should have to put with that tosser.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:22, Reply)

Its the drink that drives me to it sir!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:23, Reply)

Whenever someone congratulates me on something
they always buy me a bottle of wine as a present... when I receive their 'gift' I die a little bit inside.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:17, Reply)

I'm going to remember this
and buy you some really nice wine and then suggest we drink it and then get really offended as you turn down my gift, then I'll drink all my nice wine and do a poo on your doorstep.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:21, Reply)

Has this happened already?!
I'm pretty sure you've brought me wine at a house party and then pooed on my doorstep...
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:22, Reply)

Maybe, I don't really remember these things.
It's like it happens to another person.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:25, Reply)

That's because it does happen to another person
You're not pooing on your own doorstep... or are you?!

(also I knew what you really meant I just wanted to take the piss out of you a little bit instead of confirming your split personality disorder which is brought on by alcohol consumption and gay dancing to Top Gun theme tunes).
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:29, Reply)

And either a mini cab driver or a gangster called Big Dave or something

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:09, Reply)

Actually a taxi driver was my first thought
when reading 40 year old bald man who says "Cheer up"
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:11, Reply)

See
Stereotypes are marvellous things.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:12, Reply)

Every millimeter my hairline recedes
makes me hate darkies just a little bit more.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:10, Reply)