I have thought about this a lot.
I would quite like to be fluent in every language ever written/spoken.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:22, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I love your response followed immediately by Wookiee's response

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:39, Reply)

I don't think you people are taking this seriously enough.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:45, Reply)

true,
I'll be gutted if Porkylips turns out to be the wish fairy.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:57, Reply)

Why, you'd be Iron Man, that's cool enough

(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:58, Reply)

that's true
if I was going to be a superhero I'd totally be like Tony Stark, none of that secret identity shit, I would braaaaaag.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:05, Reply)

I'd be spider man,
webslinging ftw.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:07, Reply)

I can do the spiderman descent thing on my pole
but it makes me laugh and then I fall off.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:13, Reply)

I can't remember where I heard this, but there was a 'friend of a friend of a friend (etc)' who spunked into his hand and then chucked it in a girl's face yelling "GO WEB GO".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:15, Reply)

Jimmy Carr hearts that joke

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:17, Reply)

Is he really a super hero?
I mean, like Batman, people say isn't really a super hero, so I guess Iron Man falls into the same catagory.

Personally, if I was to be any super hero, I'd be Ron Jermy.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:14, Reply)

well I suppose arguably he's just a hero
since he has no superpowers, just lots of money. And one damn fine looking face.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:18, Reply)

It would be best to be his misses, rather than him, that way you get to looking longingly into his dreamy eyes when you want.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:23, Reply)

please, that's what a mirror is for

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:30, Reply)

You'd ruin his reputation if you got distracted every time you walk past a mirror.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:34, Reply)

I think everyone already knows he loves himself

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:39, Reply)

But I WOULD like a new hat.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:00, Reply)

what kind of hat?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:06, Reply)

I'm not sure.
It's a tricky problem.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:10, Reply)

you should make a list of all the hats and write their pros and cons
like Top Trumps, but for hats.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:13, Reply)

Top Hats!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:25, Reply)

ha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:30, Reply)

Hmmm, you may be on to something here.
Which categories did you have in mind?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:26, Reply)

Woolly, classic, utility, sports, novelty.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:27, Reply)

That's pretty much all of them
I want to see the Novelty section.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:30, Reply)

I feel it is important to include "Jaunty" as well.
Everyone loves a jaunty hat.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:34, Reply)

isn't that just a regular hat
but set at an angle?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:38, Reply)

I'd agree with that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:41, Reply)

Alright then, POTENTIAL jauntiness.
Certain hats are incapable of being jaunty, after all. Such as the Biggles hat.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:51, Reply)

Perhaps jaunty could be a characteristic with varying degrees of jauntiness?
As in Trilby, classic, jauntiness 80%
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:54, Reply)

I bought a trilby for my birthday outfit
and when I asked my friend if it looked ok she said "good, but needs more jaunt"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:01, Reply)

OOh,
For completeness we could have tribal!
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:34, Reply)

wouldn't that be novelty?
or is that offensive?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:38, Reply)

RACIST! Right there.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:40, Reply)

dammit, I'll have to change my sign now
0 days without being racist
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:01, Reply)