I think I'd like a new hat.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:22, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I liked your Mario hat
I know there's a name for them but I can't for the life of me remember what.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:25, Reply)

It's a Chain Chomp.
It's a bit warm for that one these days though.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:27, Reply)

Says the bloke who nearly shivered the cigarette out of his mouth on Saturday night.

( thealternativefact, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:32, Reply)

How FUCKING dare you,
my grasp on a cigarette is never less than rock-solid.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:34, Reply)

You'll be accusing me of spilling beer next.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:34, Reply)

I'm terribly sorry
that I have not been able to forget the time you lit a cigarette and immediately dropped it.
( thealternativefact, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:36, Reply)

And you don't think I learned from that?
Why are you being so horrible to me today?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:39, Reply)

I can sense anger...
are you angry that you failed?
Did it remind you of that other time as a child?
Hmmm?
( thealternativefact, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:41, Reply)

You can sense my anger? Have you turned into Darth Vader?
YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:47, Reply)

I think that everyone can sense your anger, Wookiee.
You're not really hiding it.

Your mum didn't really look that much like DV. It must be the way he's doing his hair these days.
( thealternativefact, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:49, Reply)

I am entirely emotionless.
Although you have reminded me, where's my bloody certificate?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:56, Reply)

I read that as if his mum is a 'he'.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:04, Reply)

DV is a he.

( thealternativefact, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:16, Reply)

a cigarette reality
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:35, Reply)

Wotcher DG.
You weren't a fan of the Duplo Daleks, I hear?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:40, Reply)

Not especially.
I might get used to them.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:08, Reply)

I have chain chomp earrings

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:58, Reply)

Nice!

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:11, Reply)

Now I want to make a Chain Chomp beanbag
that would be full of awesome.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:14, Reply)

this subthread is going to confuse my vanity searches.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:20, Reply)

I'm also quite hungry
I could just Chomp my way through one of those big bags of Sensations. I don't like the balsamic vinegar ones though and everyone else says they're the best, so does that make me a Psycho?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:29, Reply)

Really?
You hid that well.
( thealternativefact, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:28, Reply)

You seem to have the correct frame of mind to achieve that
I would go as far as to say that you have the right hattitude
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:30, Reply)

He chewed somebody's hat?

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:31, Reply)

He sure did Billy
he sure did
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:33, Reply)

I chewed MY hat.
That's why I need a new one.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:33, Reply)