Make a stop at Belsen on the way.
The saddest place I've ever been to.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:19, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

You've obviously never been to Milton Keynes, then.
*high fives self*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:20, Reply)

I hate MK. I always get lost.
At Belsen, there are long mounds with numbers on them 4500, 8000, etc. My good lady asked me what the numbers meant. I told her, the number of dead under each mound. She was a bit quiet after that.

My dad was there, with our army at the end of the war. He told us, he injured himself so he would be sent to hospital, to get away.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:26, Reply)

My grandfather was injured there, too.
He fell out of his guard's tower, pissed. BOOM, BOOM!

Sorry - I had to.
Actually my grandfather saw it all too as he was in the vanguard of the push that uncovered either Belsen or Dachau, and was permanently fucked-up by it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:32, Reply)

Right, enough is enough
Nazi talk, fair enough.
Special trains, im ok with that
Seig Heil - no problem
MILTON KEYNES - Come on now, you've taken it too far
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:27, Reply)

I'm sorry.
I thought it was a bit 'risqué' but decided against my better judgement to post it anyway. I realise now that I was wrong.

Sorry.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:30, Reply)

*waits for chompy*
( girlinthehole, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:34, Reply)

*gets in queue*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:38, Reply)

What next Monty?
Where does it go from here? Next you'll be advocating the hilarious and entertaining, yet sincere plotlines from Glee.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:45, Reply)

...shortly before removing my face with a shotgun.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:46, Reply)

Is it a coincidence that MK shares it's initials with an infamous publication? Do de do do.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:42, Reply)

haha!

( girlinthehole, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:44, Reply)

I THINK NOT.
I'd really like to read that book but I don't want to give the 'wrong idea' by buying a copy online. Apparently it's terribly written: Hitler was a bit of a laughing stock amongst the far right elite as he wore lederhosen and didn't know which cutlery to use. The oik.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:45, Reply)

To say nothing of his love for the local equivalent of Morris Dancing.
*Shudder* 6.5
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:47, Reply)

I think it sounds the perfect place for a bash.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:48, Reply)

^ this is the best idea I have heard in some time.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:56, Reply)

Did someone mention a bash?
*cough* calendar *cough* October.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:58, Reply)

Morning Monty, btw.
Hows it going in the land of shirters? (London.)
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:53, Reply)

My sincerest greetings to you, Pookles old bean.
I'm in a cracking mood today (won't last,of course). It's gloriously sunny and I can't smell the desperation, poverty and coal that hang like a deathly pall over the grim, sordid lands of the north.

In short, I'm tip-top.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:56, Reply)

Could be worse.
Could be WALES.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:58, Reply)

No man should suffer the ignominy that is Merthyr.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:00, Reply)

There's a reason that bungee jumping is Bridgend's number passtime.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:01, Reply)