I do odd jobs for my 93 year old neighbour
and she bakes me apple pie.

The old witch that lives below me however is a concentrated ball of spite and misery so intent on complaining she says that she can hear the people 2 floors above her walking around...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:05, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

There's only one "e" in intent
You're really trying to prove a point here, aren't you?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:06, Reply)

Darth Monty foxcunt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:08, Reply)

Oh I like that :-)

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:10, Reply)

It does have a nice ring to it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:10, Reply)

Mmmmm, foxcunt.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:11, Reply)

Like a little ginger dog vadge

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:12, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:22, Reply)

'she can here '
She can fucking 'HERE'?????



See me. If you don't buck up your ideas your parents will have to be informed.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:11, Reply)

yeah that was pretty bad, I claim lack of caffination and crippling undiagnosed dyslexia and mongolisation
*dribbles*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:13, Reply)

Right, Monty, where are you from?
I ask because if you're a Northerner it completely kippers NakedApe's argument from yesterday
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:15, Reply)

Quiet you, anyway monty's a decent law abiding Londoner/grammargruppenfuher

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:17, Reply)

At least one of you lot can spell
Maybe it's area-specific. Where are you from?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:19, Reply)

I use to be able to spell very well.
I don't know what happened. I think I got lazy and old.
( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:23, Reply)

Apparently the receptors in your nose degrade with age.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:24, Reply)

Every fucking thing on my body is degrading.

( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:25, Reply)

Mine sure have.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:30, Reply)

*coughs*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:25, Reply)

?

( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:27, Reply)

You've NEVER been able to spell, I'll be bound.
In other words, you are telling a 'Jimmy Hill itchy chin reck-on'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:29, Reply)

I have!!!!!
My grammer has always been a bit iffy but my spelling use to be a hell of a lot better. I blame spell check and my impending alzhiemers.
( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:33, Reply)

'GRAMMAR'
'ALZHEIMERS'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:38, Reply)

Hey! you're lucky I only got one letter wrong on alzheimers.

( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:39, Reply)

Alzheimers = menopause.
*See yesterday*
Morning all!
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:45, Reply)

I was going to do this
but I didn't want to spoil your fun
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:46, Reply)

You are most kind.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:48, Reply)

How DARE you?
I was born in Nottingham due my father working at the University there, over the next few years I lived in Lincoln, Windsor, Cheltenham and finally Winchester where I lived for ten years before moving to London. My family are border Scots, however.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:22, Reply)

Right, so Monty is just as Northern as me
as I was also born in Nottingham of Yorkshire heritage. So it's official. You Southerners are grammar mongs
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:25, Reply)

Don't tar me with your northern brush, young man.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:30, Reply)

it's pronounced broosh up here

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:37, Reply)

I'm sure it is.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:40, Reply)

Not to be confused with brash.
Pronounced ignorant.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:43, Reply)

or brioche
pronounced delicious
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:46, Reply)

I like the young part

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:41, Reply)

We heard that about you.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:43, Reply)

Excellent comeback :-)
I genuinely like being referred to as "young", even in jest/sarcasm/open mockery
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:48, Reply)

How old are you?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:57, Reply)

Old enough.
*dirty old lady grin*
( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:58, Reply)

Mmmmm, gummy.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:59, Reply)

31
Are you going to tell me to fuck off?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 10:12, Reply)

I will if it'll help.
I'm 34. I still feel about 25.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 10:17, Reply)

I've never felt, or acted, my age
I'm clinging to the fact that Ms Foxtrot looks about 21 and gets ID'd everywhere she goes

Not EVERYwhere. Pubs, an' that.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 10:32, Reply)