Gid moaning
I am up early because I have to take my dad's death certificate to his solicitors. My new job starts on Monday next week.

If you could be any flavour of jelly (with pectin rather than gelatine obviously) then what flavour would you be? We don't need to know your reasons.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:19, 31 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I haven't had jelly for bloody ages.
I've been sat here for 5 minutes trying to think about what flavour I'd be and I can't decide.
( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:22, Reply)

Ahem...
jelly the cock
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:23, Reply)

State the obvious man states the obvious.

( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:27, Reply)

Yeah
but it was such an easy target for a strikethrough that I couldn't stop myself!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:30, Reply)

Could be cock flavour.
Often licked, never beaten.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:28, Reply)

Cheesy frankfurter yum

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:37, Reply)

ew

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:52, Reply)

It's not a flavour per se
But I'd be Royal jelly.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:23, Reply)

OK I'd be lime jelly because I'm tart.

( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:31, Reply)

I'd be beef flavoured, made with real beef blood and meat
just to counter your pectin
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:36, Reply)

Tropical fruit flavour.
Or is that reserved for Mr Foxtrot?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:38, Reply)

YOU CHEEKY ARSE
That's DARTH Foxtrot

And, yes, yes it is
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:44, Reply)

No it's still Mr.
I feel I need to get to know you better first.
Good Lord man it was 3 years before I could bring myself to call Mr Daniels Jack.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:48, Reply)

So you're being polite? On B3ta? Really?
An admirable quality, to be sure. I doff my cap to you, sir
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:05, Reply)

Not polite.
Just incredibly reserved and very English, dontcha know.

Is Darth a really common first name or a title? If it's a title I'll be ok.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:14, Reply)

Sorry, only just seen this
It's a title. As in Dark Lord of the Sith, which I'm not, so don't tell Trading Standards
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:45, Reply)

Lemon, I reckon.
With some single cream and fruit encased inside.

Does that mean I'm gay?
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:40, Reply)

No it means you're bitter

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:43, Reply)

yet thirst-quenching
Probably the most accurate description of my personality I've seen in a while, strangely.
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:46, Reply)

Yes, you're clearly a sour-faced old fruit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:02, Reply)

how do you encase cream inside?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:59, Reply)

Zyklon B

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:49, Reply)

Want some napalm with that sir?

( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:52, Reply)

I love the smell of jelly in the morning

(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:52, Reply)

Only if it's Kosha

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:52, Reply)

MSG

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:52, Reply)

The only real jelly has G'nite on the end.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 8:59, Reply)

I don't think you're ready for this jelly.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:50, Reply)

I offer my condolences on your father's passing.
It's surprising how many people you need to deal with in the days following when you really don't want to do so.

Was he a big jelly man, your Dad?
(Cave Duck, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:06, Reply)

No.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:20, Reply)

Oh.

err. If I could be any jelly then I'd be Jelly Roll Morton.
(Cave Duck, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:33, Reply)