I was on the pitch and everything.
You'd have shit yourself out of bitterness.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:45, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Did you take your shirt off
and wobble your belly at the cameras?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:46, Reply)

The players ran to me.
I'm that important.
You were probably at home huffing and puffing over some kind of internet debate, unaware of the success of the Geordie nation.
You should empty your house of Stotties and never return to Tyneside as a result of this.

:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:49, Reply)

I was outside crying, screaming the lords prayer and masturbating over Arsenal's inability to defend.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:54, Reply)

Why the hell would you care about Arsenal?
Ohhhhhhh internet...
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:56, Reply)

Because he's only technically a Geordie.
And has lived in southern climes all of his life, so has adapted their ways. Wears a coat in winter and everything, the shandy drinking puff.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:58, Reply)

Terrible soul selling.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:59, Reply)

I blame the parents

(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Yes.
Your father sold his sperm to a Brighton based tramp hag. Nine months later, you came along and she had to give you away to a wandering family of cavaliers as she realised that you'd never fit in with her lifestyle because of your oddly beardy face.

The rest, as they say, is history.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:03, Reply)

But what a history

(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:04, Reply)

Tru Dat.
And I am very much looking forward to October and drinking ale in your company.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:12, Reply)

I have never
never often

drunk shandy.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:59, Reply)

we're not all puffs down south
as I was saying the other day to my girlfriend Gary
( djtrialprice, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:12, Reply)

Ah, Gary.
How is the little feller? Not seen him around these parts today.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:14, Reply)

She's fine enough
I'm keeping her busy ;)
( djtrialprice, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:15, Reply)

*Nods*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:19, Reply)

Did you not see those new photos from NASA?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:49, Reply)

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:52, Reply)

Have you got any new "I blame JMG" pics
I haven't been on /talk for a good while.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:54, Reply)

I don't make them these days, other people do.
:(

Blaming JMG again.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:55, Reply)

JMG repeats himself, and is insufferable since we got promotion.
It's enough to make the internet stomp it's fist and cry.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:55, Reply)