I just had to take a minute
to work out how old I am. With actual calculations and stuff.

What have you done today that's so massively thick you can't help but belm at yourself?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:12, 75 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Nothing!
I've been very sharp today but you'd never guess so from my posts.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:14, Reply)

ahhh if you make everyone think you're thick
no one expects anything from you.

Sly.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:18, Reply)

SimpleManTricks.^TM
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:21, Reply)

Nothing today yet
but yesterday I did suggest that Hannukah was a Hindu festival :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:20, Reply)

Nah, it's what Ken and Ryu shout when they do a fireball

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:22, Reply)

I'm guessing this is Dragonball Z

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:29, Reply)

Street Fighter

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:59, Reply)

damn
thanks
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:04, Reply)

When I was a kid I got very confused at school when the teacher was trying to teach us about Ede
because we made sweets to mark the occasion, which I thought were called Ede. When I moved to a different school and suggested that Ede was a delicious baked item I think I remember being mocked quite severely.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:23, Reply)

It's spelled 'Eid'
*mocks quite severely*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:58, Reply)

doh!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 8:44, Reply)

I beg to differ
you said voting for the Conservatives was a good idea.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:25, Reply)

we'll have no politics in this thread please.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:27, Reply)

and I was right
you're probably still grinding your teeth over Thatcher
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:28, Reply)

Were you even born when Thatcher was around?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:29, Reply)

1988 birth here
but I think I'm perfectly capable of understanding something without having lived through it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:30, Reply)

She's not the reason not to vote tory though
it's their inability to grasp that savage spending cuts and less restrictions on banks and financial services will lead the country back into a recession. It's been 18 months since any of the big private housebuilders have started new projects and it's finally creeping back. I really don't want to be unemployed as I like my job and I like my house, and if they get in there is a very good chance that my company will go bust.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:35, Reply)

But
THATCHER.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:36, Reply)

FACKIN THATCHER FACKIN BLOODY UNIONS BLOODY MINERS FACKIN THATCHER

(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:37, Reply)

How are you?
edit - I got worried I had forgotten your actual birthday, but I hadn't.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:37, Reply)

I'm fine, thanking you kindly. You?
My birthday is next Wednesday. You're OK for the moment...
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:38, Reply)

I know, I just checked my calender
I have your birthday on it. And your wife's. And your address. And a little photo of you together.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:41, Reply)

Like, *together*, together?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:42, Reply)

Not *together* together just "together" together, like when you're together.
*stares a bit too long*
*left eye twitches slightly*
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:44, Reply)

Sorry
I can appreciate your viewpoint though it doesn't change mine. I'm just tired of everybody around me squawking about Thatcher whenever the Tories come up in conversation
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:39, Reply)

But what is your reasoning for voting for the tories?
Because all I've seen is "I'm not voting Labour"
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:41, Reply)

Because I love their education policy,
I actually agree with most of their economic policy (bar a few things) and I do like their social policies. It makes sense to me, and I genuinely feel that of the three current parties they make the most sense
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:45, Reply)

I agree with this as well
I think they're far better than Labour. If I was in a constituency where they might beat Labour I would vote for them. But I'm in Manchester were the proles all think the sun shines out of Labour's arse.

I want the Green party to win though.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:47, Reply)

I care about the environment
but I care a lot less about the environment than I do about other things, and the Greens have some crazy policies
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:48, Reply)

yeah they still stick to their hippy roots in some respects
but I think overall they care more about doing the world some good than the other parties. I don't know enough about it to really get in a fight with hardcore Labourites, but I like the Tories and I would be happy if they won.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:51, Reply)

I actually can't be bothered to argue with you
But I suspect that you are in a relatively privileged position and think that it is possible for people to work their way up from nothing to any position they want, but with the Conservative social policy all that happens is the rich keep getting richer and the poor stay in the gutter.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:50, Reply)

But with Labour the lazy seem to get rewarded
and the hardworking punished
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:51, Reply)

For one thing Labour brought in the minimum wage, the Tories were opposed to this measure and said it would destroy the economy. The conservatives were the ones that deregulated the banks and building societies. When Labour brought in new regulations the conservatives opposed them, saying they would destroy the city. Now the regulations were not stringent enough, but how much worse would the banking fuck up have been without the regulations we had?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:57, Reply)

like I said
I don't know enough about it all to argue with a hardcore Labour fan, this is why I've so far been avoiding the political discussions on b3ta.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:01, Reply)

I'm very far from a hardcore Labour fan.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:03, Reply)

oh sorry
I haven't read all your political posts, I just assumed that from what you were saying about the other parties.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:06, Reply)

He fancies NICK CLEGG.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:40, Reply)

what do you call privileged?
Yeeeeah because Labour has really narrowed the gap between the rich and the poor haven't they? And the Lib Dems are totally the party of the disadvantaged. And actually the whole point of their education policy is geared towards more equal opportunities- the chance for poorer kids to get a decent education. Labour has made it convenient to simply refuse to work and still have an alright standard of living, while fucking the middle class over
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:57, Reply)

I agree with this
I'm sick of hearing people using "remember Thatcher!" as the cover-all for any argument.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:42, Reply)

DON'T FORGET THE MILK SHE RIPPED FROM MY MOUTH.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:38, Reply)

I mean, THATCHER, rite?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:37, Reply)

watta bitch

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:39, Reply)

stop it!!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:30, Reply)

Post a picture of your boobs to distract me

(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:35, Reply)

if you insist
www.jimdeadman.com/wp-content/gallery/blog2/3boobs.jpg
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:43, Reply)

That's weird

(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:45, Reply)

just means your daily wank will take a bit longer

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:47, Reply)

I've been doing the pre-holiday rush to get stuff finished
it's all gone quite well
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:20, Reply)

that means your belming has yet to come

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:21, Reply)

arse
the only thing left for me to do today is drive
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:25, Reply)

haha
my bloke almost ran straight through a red light the other day because "that one's never on red!". I haven't finished belming at him.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:27, Reply)

I've stopped at greens before because they are (almost) always red

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:28, Reply)

I do that
people behind get all beepy and shit
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:29, Reply)

taking Captain Jack Snailow home I thought about whether I needed to get extra shells so he can change shells
*frown*
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:21, Reply)

oh my god that would be awesome
he could level up his treads like in Need for Speed.

Hermit crabs do that, so it's not entirely ridiculous.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:24, Reply)

I've seen hermit crabs locked in battle over a shell
it was awesome
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:28, Reply)

haha
so the property market is just as brutal in the animal kingdom
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:30, Reply)

Sarah Beeney crab was sitting on the sidelines giving good advice
but being ignored.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:36, Reply)

haha
and Phil was being smug about the crab being miserable in his new shell because he didn't listen
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:44, Reply)

Then Kirsty crab came along and was all busty and wholesome
and all the males crabs went off for a crab wank.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:46, Reply)

that could be dangerous

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:49, Reply)

I should totally paint a jolly roger on his shell

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:40, Reply)

please do this
I wanted to dye my sister's ferret (actual ferret, not mimsy ferret) purple but he would have licked all the dye and probably dyed.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:45, Reply)

I'm not a talented artist, I'll have to practice LOTS first
Our dumb cat was being all nosey when my friend was getting her hair dyed at my hizzo and he rubbed up against the bottle and got a MASSIVE pink blotch on his neck
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:53, Reply)

win
punk kitteh
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:53, Reply)

I was told:
- You have an above average number of legs.

- No, I have 2

...
...
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:30, Reply)

who told you that?
Was it king of the snakes?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:32, Reply)

well you do
I doubt that many people have been born with an extra leg, while lots have lost one or both legs in accidents, so the average is only almost 2 legs
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:32, Reply)

Exactly
But it took me a while to realize.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:35, Reply)

I'm not a retard
so nothing.
( WormuIus, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:52, Reply)

I thought you were dead?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:56, Reply)

thought hoped
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:07, Reply)

I believed the media hype about NICK CLEGG.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:25, Reply)

No you didn't
you didn't even register to vote.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:26, Reply)

You're right.
I was lying. I didn't believe it for a second.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:34, Reply)