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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'd love a shandy.

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:32, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
speshul child on its way

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:33, Reply)
They sleep better if you give 'em booze

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:34, Reply)
isn't that only after they've popped out?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:36, Reply)
It's pre-training

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:38, Reply)
Does your child
do that 'pre-training' thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:39, Reply)
<3

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:41, Reply)
Lager shandy?
Or bitter?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:34, Reply)
She's Irish and sprogged-up by a gnome
I'd be bitter too.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:34, Reply)
It's funny cos it's hilariously true.

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:35, Reply)
I love and miss the two of you
I shall now proceed to MTFU
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:39, Reply)
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
We miss you too. Catface hasn't made a grab for anyone's cock in a while.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:52, Reply)
He did like to grab mine rather a lot
I'm just lucky I didn't end up pregnant.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:55, Reply)
The only reason you didn't get pregnant
is because Catface wasn't wearing a condom.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:00, Reply)
Too true
A narrow escape*.

*most definitely a euphemism
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:03, Reply)
LOL :o)

(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:36, Reply)
Either lager shandy, made with lemonade
or bitter shandy made with ginger ale.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:34, Reply)
I hated pouring bitter shandies
they always froth up like a rabid bat and take ages to settle. Plus they taste gross.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:38, Reply)
A bit like my gash when I'm perving at Spike from Muffy

(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:41, Reply)
...

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:43, Reply)
oh come on
you had Buffy, Cordelia and Willow (with extra lesbian action) to perv on. Plus Darla and Drusilla if you like the goffs.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:44, Reply)
This is true.
However, I lack my wife's eloquent turn of phrase on the subject.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:47, Reply)
mmm I heart Spike
also, Oz.

And obviously Angel, because well duh.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:43, Reply)
Mmmmmmmmmmm, blondie bear does it for me
but only in character - James Marsters leaves me cold. Yeah, a pint with Oz would be good too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:47, Reply)
I am here, you know!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:49, Reply)
Who said that?

(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:57, Reply)
I went to James Marsters gig in Bristol
purely to perv.
There were about 3 blokes and 300 women in the audience.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:54, Reply)
Was he any good?
I keep meaning to look up his shirt band.
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:58, Reply)
I can't remember.
He looked very pretty, if that helps.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:58, Reply)
*swoons and froths simultaneously*

(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:59, Reply)

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