Of course, the real question to be answered is this.
A life of celibacy does not stop your tadpole factory manufacturing the little buggers so something has to give. So it’s either the ignomy of an unscheduled night time bollock explosion followed by a quick change of bed sheets, or a quick one off the wrist every now and again behind the font to stop your knackers from looking and feeling like a couple of tins of Fussell’s milk.

Which is it? The public needs to know. And if it’s the latter then it’s effectively murder, you know.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:06, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Which, if it's the former
leads to the question of what a celibate priests wet dream involves - does it feature steamy, sordid encounters with some naked, buxom beauty sneaking into their cloister? Or is it the cast of Oliver?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:14, Reply)

They dream of God
He has the most glorious fanny
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:21, Reply)

and 6 tits

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:23, Reply)

an old school friend of mine
says they are allowed the occasional ham-shank, as long as they take no enjoyment out of it.
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:39, Reply)

How the fuck do they do that then?
Do they knock one out while wearing wire wool gloves?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:44, Reply)

damned if i know
though I'm sure some would enjoy the wire-wool gloves.
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:51, Reply)