I'm 44.
I don't do sprinkles.
( girlinthehole, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:05, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I thought as you got older you did more sprinkles
:P
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:06, Reply)

I've always done my kegals.

( girlinthehole, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:07, Reply)

I wondered how long it would take you...

(Deadly Octopus no deaths since, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:09, Reply)

kegals?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:10, Reply)

Good God woman, you have to start.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kegel_exercise
( girlinthehole, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:12, Reply)

ah
it's OK, I've got them covered, I hadn't heard that name for them, though

/kegels
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:13, Reply)

Indeed
I shudder to ask, but what was the cake related incident? And what kind of cake was it? A delicious one, I hope.
(Deadly Octopus no deaths since, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:12, Reply)

It was the size of a small planet
coated in the finest buttercream and jam and hailed throughout the universe as the dawn of a new cake based era. Lifeforms came from miles around to see the new kid on the galactic block, to catch a whiff of it's cakey aroma and to marvel at its little silver balls.

But then came the time of the robots, the anti-cake robots with their unholy concoctions of orange juice and toothpaste with which to destroy all sentient organic life.

The cake was no more, but it's ideology lived on in the tiny subatomic fairy cakes which waft across the vast, dark void of space.

Or it's a shit username I keep changing, whichever
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:18, Reply)

the finest cake with buttercream won't have jam
you fail at cakes
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:24, Reply)

not even in between the cakey layers?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:28, Reply)

that's where the icing goes
jam is for TOAST
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:29, Reply)

Man!
I thought icing went on top
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:30, Reply)

yeah, on top of each layer

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:32, Reply)

American cakes are too sweet.
IMHO
( girlinthehole, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:33, Reply)

I doubt the recipe has changed?
I agree that boxed and supermarket ones are sweet/gross
but jam? bleurgh
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:35, Reply)

A good English Victoria sponge with jam and cream.
Heaven!
( girlinthehole, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:36, Reply)

to be fair I've never had it
however, eurgh
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:37, Reply)

There may be some jelly/jam confusion ,or some similar language disparity afoot.
Morning Kristine - feeling better?
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:33, Reply)

would you really put jelly on toast?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:34, Reply)

Who knows what Merkins do?

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:36, Reply)

your version I only eat with vodka

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:36, Reply)

we can put jelly and/or jam on toast
not jell-o
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:37, Reply)

it's like it's a whole other world

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:38, Reply)

just don't yell at me for calling biscuits cookies ffs
I didn't invent the languages I just speak it
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:41, Reply)

it's not language I'm concerned about
it's sugar-based confections
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:42, Reply)

I hear
digestive biscuits are called graham crackers on t'other side of the pond. Apparently they were developed by a Reverend Graham to suppress masturbatory urges. Weird eh?

/random fact
(berk, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:48, Reply)

They should find a brand new market
on B3TA
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:49, Reply)

And then The Soggy Biscuit Game was invented
because of Universal Conservation of Irony.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:49, Reply)

hah!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:51, Reply)

What's
the soggy biscuit game? Something tells me I will regret asking...
(berk, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 22:09, Reply)

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Soggy%20Biscuit%20&defid=3631111
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 22:16, Reply)

Yes
I thought it might be something like that.

/bokes
(berk, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 22:21, Reply)

No sprinkles?
What about shaved chocolate?

I find that a bar of chocolate run through a cheese grater, sprinkled on the ice cream and then followed by chocolate sauce - preferably the type that sets - makes a FINE dessert.

And as for 44 being too old, good grief. Pensioned yourself already, have you?
(Deadly Octopus no deaths since, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:08, Reply)

I have simple tastes.
Really good vanilla icecream on it's own.
( girlinthehole, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:10, Reply)