I have angry face.
I had a PC, mouse and keyboard that worked perfectly well until I tried to set everything up at my sisters. Now the keyboard won't work and the mouse keeps crashing. What kind of computer evil is this?

And I feel sick because I've eaten too much ice cream.
( girlinthehole, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 20:06, 66 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

oh man
I'd love some chocolate right now
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 20:10, Reply)

Do you have the keyboard and mouse plugged into each others holes?
Filthy pervert.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 20:15, Reply)

No I haz some puter skillz you know.

( girlinthehole, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 20:16, Reply)

have you tried a spare?

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 20:26, Reply)

No, I'll try this at the weekend.
It's just annoying not knowing why it's suddenly gone pete tong.
( girlinthehole, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 20:28, Reply)

try booting in safe mode
and see if it works (press f8 until the start-up menu opens).

Or depending on the OS, select the "last known good configuration" option
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 20:35, Reply)

Cunt it in the fuck

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 20:42, Reply)

I was tempted but it's now my sisters property.

( girlinthehole, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 20:43, Reply)

BUT WHAT FLAVOUR
WHAT FLAVOUR? EH?

it makes a difference
(Deadly Octopus no deaths since, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 20:56, Reply)

... and obviously, what flavour ice cream, not what flavour keyboard or mouse

(Deadly Octopus no deaths since, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 20:56, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 20:58, Reply)

Vanilla.
What now eh?
( girlinthehole, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 20:58, Reply)

did it have sprinkles?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:03, Reply)

I'm 44.
I don't do sprinkles.
( girlinthehole, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:05, Reply)

I thought as you got older you did more sprinkles
:P
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:06, Reply)

I've always done my kegals.

( girlinthehole, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:07, Reply)

I wondered how long it would take you...

(Deadly Octopus no deaths since, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:09, Reply)

kegals?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:10, Reply)

Good God woman, you have to start.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kegel_exercise
( girlinthehole, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:12, Reply)

ah
it's OK, I've got them covered, I hadn't heard that name for them, though

/kegels
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:13, Reply)

Indeed
I shudder to ask, but what was the cake related incident? And what kind of cake was it? A delicious one, I hope.
(Deadly Octopus no deaths since, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:12, Reply)

It was the size of a small planet
coated in the finest buttercream and jam and hailed throughout the universe as the dawn of a new cake based era. Lifeforms came from miles around to see the new kid on the galactic block, to catch a whiff of it's cakey aroma and to marvel at its little silver balls.

But then came the time of the robots, the anti-cake robots with their unholy concoctions of orange juice and toothpaste with which to destroy all sentient organic life.

The cake was no more, but it's ideology lived on in the tiny subatomic fairy cakes which waft across the vast, dark void of space.

Or it's a shit username I keep changing, whichever
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:18, Reply)

the finest cake with buttercream won't have jam
you fail at cakes
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:24, Reply)

not even in between the cakey layers?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:28, Reply)

that's where the icing goes
jam is for TOAST
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:29, Reply)

Man!
I thought icing went on top
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:30, Reply)

yeah, on top of each layer

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:32, Reply)

American cakes are too sweet.
IMHO
( girlinthehole, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:33, Reply)

I doubt the recipe has changed?
I agree that boxed and supermarket ones are sweet/gross
but jam? bleurgh
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:35, Reply)

A good English Victoria sponge with jam and cream.
Heaven!
( girlinthehole, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:36, Reply)

to be fair I've never had it
however, eurgh
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:37, Reply)

There may be some jelly/jam confusion ,or some similar language disparity afoot.
Morning Kristine - feeling better?
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:33, Reply)

would you really put jelly on toast?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:34, Reply)

Who knows what Merkins do?

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:36, Reply)

your version I only eat with vodka

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:36, Reply)

we can put jelly and/or jam on toast
not jell-o
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:37, Reply)

it's like it's a whole other world

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:38, Reply)

just don't yell at me for calling biscuits cookies ffs
I didn't invent the languages I just speak it
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:41, Reply)

it's not language I'm concerned about
it's sugar-based confections
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:42, Reply)

I hear
digestive biscuits are called graham crackers on t'other side of the pond. Apparently they were developed by a Reverend Graham to suppress masturbatory urges. Weird eh?

/random fact
(berk, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:48, Reply)

They should find a brand new market
on B3TA
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:49, Reply)

And then The Soggy Biscuit Game was invented
because of Universal Conservation of Irony.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:49, Reply)

hah!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:51, Reply)

What's
the soggy biscuit game? Something tells me I will regret asking...
(berk, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 22:09, Reply)

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Soggy%20Biscuit%20&defid=3631111
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 22:16, Reply)

Yes
I thought it might be something like that.

/bokes
(berk, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 22:21, Reply)

No sprinkles?
What about shaved chocolate?

I find that a bar of chocolate run through a cheese grater, sprinkled on the ice cream and then followed by chocolate sauce - preferably the type that sets - makes a FINE dessert.

And as for 44 being too old, good grief. Pensioned yourself already, have you?
(Deadly Octopus no deaths since, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:08, Reply)

I have simple tastes.
Really good vanilla icecream on it's own.
( girlinthehole, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:10, Reply)

Sprinkles!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:47, Reply)

AWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!
that's the cutest psychopathic puppy EVER!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:49, Reply)

It was on a mates facebook about 30 minutes ago
and then I come on here and everyone's talking about sprinkles. Freaky!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:50, Reply)

that's because it's
SPRINKLES WEDNESDAY!!

(it is wednesday isn't it, if it's not, I should be somewhere else)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:52, Reply)

Oh,
... and vanilla is a shit flavour.

Where's the pink, red and orange in that, then?
(Deadly Octopus no deaths since, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:10, Reply)

can you explain why I really really really want fish finger sandwiches about now?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:05, Reply)

no

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:26, Reply)

With salt and vinegar

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:27, Reply)

tomato sauce
actually

had them now, I'm OK
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:29, Reply)

get in there
i sometimes like to get fruity and have mine on toast, buttered of course.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:40, Reply)

that's madness
perhaps one day when fish fingers once more grace my freezer and my mind I shall try that
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:40, Reply)

It may be madness
but i like to dance with the devil ocassionally. You only live once!
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:54, Reply)

you're pregnant
congratulations
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:27, Reply)

Surely that's just if I want them with coal or pineapple or something?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:29, Reply)

mmmmmmmmmm coal

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:32, Reply)

coal cake?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:34, Reply)

your drivers need to be reinstalled, or your bios isn't loading USB compatability
are you connected to the internet on that pc?
I don't know why I'm bothering it's a bit too complicated to explain over a forum
(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 22:11, Reply)

You bother because you are one of the good guys.
Don't worry I won't tell anyone.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 22:49, Reply)