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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
I'm looking at chainsawing one out of an old fallen tree trunk. It will be kept in the garden.
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porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 10:08,
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16 years ago)
I'd love to do that.
Chainsaw, tenon saw, chisels then sandpaper.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 10:12,
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A real man wouldn't sandpaper.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 10:14,
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I've got sensitive buttocks.
Besides, I used to be a joiner. It's all about the finish.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 10:16,
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It's all about the finish?
Spoken like a true man.
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girlinthehole, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 10:17,
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Wait a minute!
You were a joiner? I need alcove cupboards. And clean windows. And I might want to go for a guided walk.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 10:17,
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Haha.
I'm quite useful and no mistake.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 10:19,
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He would just take it rough?
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 10:16,
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Exactly.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 10:17,
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I've even got some log splitters to get the big bits out.
Just need to pursuade wife it'll look good.
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porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 10:21,
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In America they call those "stool softeners"
Or have I misunderstood the whole retiree/throne thing?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 10:31,
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