Get her a massive Dildo
since she's not a raging cock hound like you.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 11:48, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

When I say she's nothing like me,
She's really nothing like me. Actually sweet and innocent rather than just deceptively looking it like me.

Some guy told me last week while drunk that the first time he met me, he thought I was very angelic and virginal. Oh how I laughed.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 11:51, Reply)

Did you laugh so hard you choked ...




...


on his cock?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 11:54, Reply)

Good answer
I can not think of anything to top that.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 11:56, Reply)

I would have done,
If he'd had his way and I hadn't been so drunk that I insisted on going to sleep.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 11:56, Reply)

When you were asleep
he totally opened your mouth and put his willy in it.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 11:58, Reply)

put his willy in it wanked into it.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:00, Reply)

mouth every orifice
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:00, Reply)

He passed out in my bed, and snored like a fucking pig
So I slept in the common room. And took great pleasure in kicking him out at half seven the next day.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:00, Reply)

You should have had a good wank and stuck your sticky fingers up his nose.
That would have driven him mental, wondering........
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:05, Reply)

Did you at least show him your foo foo?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:05, Reply)

No.
I didn't like him.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Oh no, my chances of seeing your tits at donington have just taken a serious nose dive then.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:16, Reply)