My socks are black.
I just had to explain what I do to the 13 year old daughter of a board member while being watched by my divisional manager and two members of the board.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:04, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

explain what I do to the 13 year old daughter of gobble off
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:05, Reply)

She's a woman you sexist pig

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:05, Reply)

Yep, sexism was by far the worst thing about that post;
anyway she may have a massively distended clitoris.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:06, Reply)

She's quite attractive in a milfy way.
Maybe it's the power.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:08, Reply)

You should use your best lines on her
she'll get so wet she'll cause a health and safety problem.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:09, Reply)

Have you seen the mess slugs make?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:11, Reply)

My current best line is:
If I were an enzyme I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:12, Reply)

Oh man, I'm sporting a boner so hard it actually damaged the front of my desk.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:14, Reply)

I've come to the conclusion that I'm a MILTBFW.

( girlinthehole, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:09, Reply)

Mum I'd Like to Bum Fucking Weirdly?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:11, Reply)

Yeah you would
She loves it in Dunstable.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:12, Reply)

Nearly.

( girlinthehole, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:15, Reply)

Is it "from work" or "for work"

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:17, Reply)

Mum I'd like to be friends with.
So no bumming.
( girlinthehole, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:19, Reply)

I think this is funnier
explain what I do to bum
(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:08, Reply)

Child abuse isn't funny.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:09, Reply)

It is when you do it
you wear a big curly red wig, paint your face white, and stick on an amusing red nose and shoes that are far, far too big for you.

Then you squirt water from your buttonhole before sodomising them. It cracks me up.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:11, Reply)

How does a clown make a child cry twice?
Wipe the blood off his knob with it's teddy.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 17:16, Reply)