You can't ask a girl something that direct.
Ask her if she's riding the cotton pony instead; much more discreet.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:28, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm trying to wind her up
so she has a hilarious hissy fit. I think she didn't notice though.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Possibly not
Mind you, if she's anything like my missus when she's up on blocks, she'll be distracted by shiny things and make up.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:33, Reply)

I don't really get PMT
I'm just angry all the time.

Although when Aunt Flo comes to town I find that stupid things make me cry, like adverts.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:43, Reply)

Tourette's is just the same.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:49, Reply)

sorry I was busy
*hisses*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:41, Reply)

usy
leeding
(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:43, Reply)

Actually ladies week was last week
I'm just in a mood because people have just been taking the piss too much this week. I mean in the 'taking advantage' manner, not in the 'mocking me' manner.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:45, Reply)

Yeah I saw you WAaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh facebook status

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:47, Reply)

And you didn't call the waaaaambulance?!
What kind of a facebook friend are you?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:30, Reply)

A good one who generally doesn't hassle my other friends.
Unless I fancy them and/or I'm drunk.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:39, Reply)

read: boring

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:56, Reply)

Riding the Cotton Pony!
Haha! Not heard that one before!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:33, Reply)

Courtesy of DCI Gene Hunt in Ashes to Ashes the other week.
I did a wine snort out my nose.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:34, Reply)

most literary one I ever heard
was from a Classics student 'sailing the wine-dark sea'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:36, Reply)

like in Clueless
where she refers to it as surfing the crimson wave
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:43, Reply)

I saw that film last night!

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:51, Reply)

It's actually a really good film.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:52, Reply)

This is why girls like you as a friend

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Don't be stupid, they don't like me at all.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:55, Reply)

I didn't expect to like it
but it was really quite nice, and Alicia Silverstone is incredibly pretty
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:53, Reply)

She was a bit podgy in Batman and Robin though
And also a bit rubbish. Much like the film, really.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:55, Reply)

She gets her boobs out in a film I saw,
they're a bit disapointing.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:56, Reply)

because she's really pretty
rather than sexy
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:58, Reply)

she sucked in Scooby Doo 2 though

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:36, Reply)

She's my friend in real life.
And she's even prettier in real life, too. Known her since I was 14.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 15:56, Reply)

Wheyyabugger!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:00, Reply)