I think you're on to a million dollar idea there Al

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:34, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

How about I take a load of pictures of you in the buff
and then charge people 5p a time to have a look at them. I could make a website called www.5patimetoseeTGBinthebuff.com and they could e-mail me to make an appointment to see the pictures.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:36, Reply)

I don't think anyone would pay to see me nude

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:37, Reply)

It's only 5p
I'm sure someone would pay 5p if there was both nipples and flaps on display.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:39, Reply)

You wouldn't fit both onto a picture

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:40, Reply)

I've got one of those fish eye lenses

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:40, Reply)

fish japs
( girlinthehole, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:41, Reply)

There was a program on channel 5 a while ago
where they actually attached cameras both inside a womens vagina and on the end of the chaps erection and showed what happens when you have sex in different positions.

One of the strangest programs I've ever seen.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:42, Reply)

Did that actually happen outside of your head?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:44, Reply)

It really did
I'm trying to find some link on the internet. But I can't.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:46, Reply)

Probably have to pay on that site.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:47, Reply)

Look for footage of a one-eyed mole burrowing through the earth
until it sicks up.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:48, Reply)

It was a bit like that

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:50, Reply)

Yeah I saw that, I imagine that's how foetuses feel

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:51, Reply)

Oh good
I didn't just imagine it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:51, Reply)

I'd be worried for you if you did

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:53, Reply)

Why did you have to mention you saw it
we could have made him go crazier
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:57, Reply)

I was starting to get seriously worried
that I had accidentally been watching really odd porn without realising.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:59, Reply)

RACIST!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:48, Reply)

Awww DiT!
I miss you, I didn't come out for your birthday and I haven't seen you in ages and you've had loads of fun without me. What's going on in your life? Tell me about how you feel?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:52, Reply)

I miss you too you big silly bear.
It has been an awfully long time. Not much is going on, I am having a new tattoo tomorrow and I feel good. We have a beer soon, yes?

I have not received your card yet either. I am sad.

Alright, althegeordie?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:54, Reply)

Awwww man, I put it in the post on Monday with a first class stamp
I'm annoyed now, it should definitely be there.

I'm going to have a b3ta stag drinking sesh on the 25th June. Are you around then?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:57, Reply)

WHERE'S MY INVITE

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:57, Reply)

I've only just decided on the date.
If you are free on the 25th I would be very happy if you came along. You should bring Labia Majora too.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:59, Reply)

WE ARE GOING UP NORTH
TO SEE BGB AND PICKLEFACE WE DON'T LIKE YOU AS MUCH AS WE LIKE THEM
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:00, Reply)

what about the friday before?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:01, Reply)

Friday?
I live far away :(
Can we not do Saturday
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:15, Reply)

Nope
I have to go to church on sunday (seriously) and I'm not doing that with a hangover.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:18, Reply)

last train is 2320 on a Friday and 2143 on a Saturday
so Friday is better surely?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:11, Reply)

Hooray!

( girlinthehole, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:02, Reply)

Do you want to come?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:03, Reply)

I'm having a very popular bash and all my time will be taken up arranging things.
But thanks for the invite.
( girlinthehole, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:04, Reply)

Shit, I might be on my holidays...
Ah, it probably came today then. Hopefully.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:00, Reply)

RIGHT STOP CANCEL THE EVENT
I'm not having it if you're not there.

*cries*
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:01, Reply)

Are you free the friday before?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:01, Reply)

Diary says yes.
I shouldn't drink too much as I have the London-Brighton on Sunday, but I'll be there! :)
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:08, Reply)

Is your wedding on July the 10th?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:08, Reply)

Why?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:15, Reply)

Because mine is, that's all...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:17, Reply)

Oh shame
I was totally going to invite you. But I won't bother now.

Unless you are actually my fiancee and this is an elaborate sting?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:17, Reply)

Maybe you're my fiance and this is a double bluff!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:19, Reply)