Al
+ Is actually a really nice person.
- Is a monumental cunt.

Chompy
+ Is quite funny in a quiet, observational way
- Doesn't seem to accept her gender

BGB
+ Amazing tits
- Too far away to take advantage of said tits

Applebite
+ Funny, kind, a good laugh
- Too pretty by far

DG and Tourettes
+ Went out of their way to look after a practical stranger
- Probably judge me horribly :(

all of /talk
+ Hilarious
- Cruel
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:37, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Thanks lambito
here's you:
- fucked sexface
+ probably young enough to get over it eventually.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:46, Reply)

That's a good one

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:47, Reply)

I wish we'd all forget about that
It's not that funny, it's not like someone punched him in the face afterwards.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:49, Reply)

Not yet at least,
there's still hope.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:50, Reply)

I didn't have a boyfriend
I was kind of involved with someone, but nothing was finalised.

And I don't think he'd be that bothered.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:51, Reply)

Of course he wouldn't

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:52, Reply)

As in, to defend my honour

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:53, Reply)

To be honest, you don't need much of a reason to want to break his nose.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:52, Reply)

Calling me a fat mess?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:53, Reply)

Nope, that was his job.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:55, Reply)

You really should have come to the secret bash
You missed Jack Action the most pissed I've ever seen a Welshman.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:57, Reply)

I wasn't technically invited.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:58, Reply)

Did you ask for one?
Then again, I didn't ask and still got invited. By 2 people.

-smugs-
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:59, Reply)

I got invited by gonz and wormulus,
but not by bm even though I asked for one. Internet rejection :(
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:01, Reply)

Oh BM didn't invite me
But half way through the night he told me if I'd "applied through the correct channels" I would have been fine.

That was pre-sexing though so I dunno if I'm now blacklisted.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:02, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILvkEHQPHHg
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:50, Reply)

Al
+ Is going to get me drunk in a field.
- Will still be there in said field when I pass out and am unable to defend myself :/
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Djtrailprice will be there
so I'll only be 50% responsible for what happens to you.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:03, Reply)

Yeah, but Roota is going to be keeping his plums in a jar til he gets back.
So I have nothing to worry about there.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:06, Reply)

mildly nsfw
www.antirape.co.za/images.htm
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:05, Reply)

nsfu?
Not safe for uni?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:06, Reply)

It's a condom with barbs on the inside,
shouldn't be a problem at uni
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:08, Reply)

You've spoiled the surprise now.
There's no point.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:10, Reply)

You're welcome

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:23, Reply)

WTF!

( girlinthehole, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:06, Reply)

Holy shit

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:12, Reply)

*blushes*

I would say that since no-one else wants them, they're all yours but then I remember how old you are and feel a bit icky.
( girlinthehole, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:52, Reply)

Has enough time passed...
...for me to once again bring up the subject of your sister's whopping boobs?
How are they doing?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:35, Reply)

No we don't.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:57, Reply)

Excellent
I must apologise again, I don't like making a fool out of myself/being so drunk I'm a mess.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:58, Reply)

We've all been there.
The worst bit about that night was the miserable fucking bus driver who left us standing on the street at 3am. Cunt.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:00, Reply)

I know, that was awful
London bus drivers are evil.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:01, Reply)

They are.
Fortunately another one arrived ten minutes later though.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:04, Reply)

feck off, no need at all to apologise!
You weren't a mess either (once I'd wiped the purple sick off your white docs ;o) )
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:12, Reply)