That threads getting too long.
Write a good and a bad point about another /offtopicer, hopefully that'll cause some drama.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:35, 172 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Pyschochomp is a cunt who posts above me

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:36, Reply)

and a nice thing?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:37, Reply)

*taps foot*

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:42, Reply)

That was the nice thing

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:44, Reply)

Well, it's nice for everyone else,
no one wants to read your threads.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Al
+ Is actually a really nice person.
- Is a monumental cunt.

Chompy
+ Is quite funny in a quiet, observational way
- Doesn't seem to accept her gender

BGB
+ Amazing tits
- Too far away to take advantage of said tits

Applebite
+ Funny, kind, a good laugh
- Too pretty by far

DG and Tourettes
+ Went out of their way to look after a practical stranger
- Probably judge me horribly :(

all of /talk
+ Hilarious
- Cruel
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:37, Reply)

Thanks lambito
here's you:
- fucked sexface
+ probably young enough to get over it eventually.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:46, Reply)

That's a good one

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:47, Reply)

I wish we'd all forget about that
It's not that funny, it's not like someone punched him in the face afterwards.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:49, Reply)

Not yet at least,
there's still hope.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:50, Reply)

I didn't have a boyfriend
I was kind of involved with someone, but nothing was finalised.

And I don't think he'd be that bothered.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:51, Reply)

Of course he wouldn't

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:52, Reply)

As in, to defend my honour

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:53, Reply)

To be honest, you don't need much of a reason to want to break his nose.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:52, Reply)

Calling me a fat mess?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:53, Reply)

Nope, that was his job.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:55, Reply)

You really should have come to the secret bash
You missed Jack Action the most pissed I've ever seen a Welshman.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:57, Reply)

I wasn't technically invited.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:58, Reply)

Did you ask for one?
Then again, I didn't ask and still got invited. By 2 people.

-smugs-
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:59, Reply)

I got invited by gonz and wormulus,
but not by bm even though I asked for one. Internet rejection :(
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:01, Reply)

Oh BM didn't invite me
But half way through the night he told me if I'd "applied through the correct channels" I would have been fine.

That was pre-sexing though so I dunno if I'm now blacklisted.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:02, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILvkEHQPHHg
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:50, Reply)

Al
+ Is going to get me drunk in a field.
- Will still be there in said field when I pass out and am unable to defend myself :/
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Djtrailprice will be there
so I'll only be 50% responsible for what happens to you.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:03, Reply)

Yeah, but Roota is going to be keeping his plums in a jar til he gets back.
So I have nothing to worry about there.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:06, Reply)

mildly nsfw
www.antirape.co.za/images.htm
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:05, Reply)

nsfu?
Not safe for uni?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:06, Reply)

It's a condom with barbs on the inside,
shouldn't be a problem at uni
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:08, Reply)

You've spoiled the surprise now.
There's no point.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:10, Reply)

You're welcome

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:23, Reply)

WTF!

( girlinthehole, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:06, Reply)

Holy shit

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:12, Reply)

*blushes*

I would say that since no-one else wants them, they're all yours but then I remember how old you are and feel a bit icky.
( girlinthehole, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:52, Reply)

Has enough time passed...
...for me to once again bring up the subject of your sister's whopping boobs?
How are they doing?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:35, Reply)

No we don't.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:57, Reply)

Excellent
I must apologise again, I don't like making a fool out of myself/being so drunk I'm a mess.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:58, Reply)

We've all been there.
The worst bit about that night was the miserable fucking bus driver who left us standing on the street at 3am. Cunt.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:00, Reply)

I know, that was awful
London bus drivers are evil.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:01, Reply)

They are.
Fortunately another one arrived ten minutes later though.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:04, Reply)

feck off, no need at all to apologise!
You weren't a mess either (once I'd wiped the purple sick off your white docs ;o) )
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:12, Reply)

Not personal, but group based
+ I don't know any of yous that well

- I don't know any of yous that well

+ it's quite friendly and usually some laughs to be had

- some folk bang on about the same fucking tripe day in, day out. Or so it feels.
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:41, Reply)

The Boy Monders
+Like me, has no friends
-Doesn't want to be my friend
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:44, Reply)

Amorous Badger
+Funny
-Funny

DonkeyGums
+Tried to hard to be funny
-Was funny in the process
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:45, Reply)

AL
Something nice - he takes me to Therapy?
Something bad - he makes me need therapy.
( thealternativefact, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:49, Reply)

*pokes*
Hello stranger!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:52, Reply)

Hello you!
I've been, like, well busy innit.
( thealternativefact, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:54, Reply)

Aww man
I've missed you more than DiT and it's been longer since I've seen you.

But, WE'RE GOING TO SEE SLAYER!!!!!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:56, Reply)

SO EXCITED!
Bastards had better not move it again.
( thealternativefact, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Clendrix
+ Funny and friendly
- Have only met her the once
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:54, Reply)

How delightful!
Lampito:
+ said something nice about me
- said something nice about Al
( thealternativefact, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:55, Reply)

She said she wants to come and meet me again
I didn't do a good enough job last time.

Are you busy on the 18th June?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:58, Reply)

Well,
England will be playing Algeria at 7.30pm...
( thealternativefact, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:59, Reply)

If I found a pub that was showing said match
would you come out and drink with me to celebrate the fact I'm getting married?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:00, Reply)

YES

( thealternativefact, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:02, Reply)

Woo!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:03, Reply)

If I'm still invited
I'm free!

/limp wrists

I enjoy drinking with b3tans.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:04, Reply)

I enjoyed that last thread about me :D
I've been on uni computers last couple of day so probably shouldn't be here. Oh well.

Lampito
+Only B3tan my age, absolutely hilarious
- Down in bloody London all the time.

Kitty O'Hara
+Brilliant dancer, lovely person, likes corsets.
- So awesome that I can't think of a negative.

Psychochomp
+panders something awful, easy to bully
-panders something awful, too easy to bully.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:49, Reply)

Aww
♥
I'll be in tooon centre tomorrow late afternoon on a whistlestop tour, if you'll be around?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:50, Reply)

I'm going to see IRON MAN 2(capitals required) tomorrow afternoon
At three, possibly at the printworks. Will you still be around by about five, sixish?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:53, Reply)

Ahh no, I'm going to Leeds at around 530 so will probably be in at 330
and home by 5 :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:54, Reply)

Sad times :(
Tickets are already booked as well. When do you go back to London?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:56, Reply)

Monday!
This is serious bad times...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:58, Reply)

Nooo
I have a massive deadline on Monday, and I'm going home for my sister's birthday Sunday.
What about summer, when do you come back properly?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:01, Reply)

No idea, probably July
We must have a big catch up, was the last time I saw you that bash?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:03, Reply)

It was :(
Excellent. We'll do something over summer. I'll hopefully be spending the majority of it in Manc anyway.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:08, Reply)

I thought you were at Kings still?!

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:58, Reply)

I am
I'm not well, and having a recovery time at home.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:59, Reply)

I see!
How's it going? Did you get that flat in the end?

Get well soon!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:13, Reply)

I can't believe you said I'm easy to bully?
How could you be so hurtful?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:51, Reply)

You smell like poo
*pushes*
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:54, Reply)

How much did you miss me when I was away?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:55, Reply)

This much!



*holds finger and thumb about half a milimetre away from eachother*
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:58, Reply)

So you did miss me?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:59, Reply)

When did you go again?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:00, Reply)

The big you

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:01, Reply)

Eh?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:02, Reply)

New York

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:05, Reply)

When, you idiot.
Not where.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:07, Reply)

... I don't really have a come back for that...
it was pretty idiotic.
I left on thursday and came back tuesday.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:09, Reply)

Didn't notice you were gone.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:10, Reply)

Yay
I like this.

I want to see IRON MAN 2, I'm so jealous. I think I'll try and make Wiggy take me to the Imax to see it. He doesn't like watching films with Robert Downey Jnr in them with me because I get all excited every time he appears on screen.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:01, Reply)

Tell him its got Gwyneth Paltrow AND Scarlett Johanssen in it.
I get excited too :D Although, in IRON MAN, I can never tell which excites me more, Robert Downey Jr, or the suit.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:04, Reply)

Yeah that's true
he would have to have the suit at least nearby.

Ooh, ooh, I did twisted grip handspring last night!! *victory dance*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:14, Reply)

He would have to turn up in the suit.
And let me try it on before we got down to business.

Ahhh! Congratulations! :D
I showed my teacher flatliner into superman and she loved it, she let me customise the routine we're doing so I could include it. I only managed to do it once though.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:18, Reply)

yay!
I did that one last night into the sailor legs version, so we should do that one on Tuesday before we get all tired and pole-squeaky.

I've also inadvertently invented a move with my beginners called the Raptor Run where you just run around the pole faster and faster until you end up in a backwrap. It's not sexy.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:22, Reply)

Yeah!
I like that one, very cute.

Ahahaha! I want to try this! Pfft, who needs sexy when it sounds so FUN? Who invented it, you or one of them?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:25, Reply)

I did it by accident, I was trying to demonstrate how to spin faster
and accidentally took off whilst running.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:30, Reply)

on the plus side
what an amazing name to give it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:36, Reply)

Our pole group is called the Rawrsome Raptors
we're clever girls y'see.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:58, Reply)

I wish I could have seen this.
Can you give me a demonstration next week please? :D
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:38, Reply)

of course!
My class videoed it as well so I'll stick it on facebook
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Excellent :D

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 16:21, Reply)

BGB
+ Very funny when drunk
- Very scary when drunk

Applebite & Lampito
+ Friendly, funny girls
- Didn't come to the last bash

Al
+ Inspirational Cunt
- I hear he likes fairies

Monty
+ Always willing to have a sensible argument
- Shirter who eats Come crisps

Spike
+ Absolutely great mate
- He won't shut the fuck up about WMUWSE.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:52, Reply)

AA
+ looks good in a dress
- looks better than me in a dress
( girlinthehole, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Haha!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:01, Reply)

It speaks to my soul

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Most of the b3tans we've met
+ excellent company, funny as fuck, genuine pleasure to know
- too fucking far away. Except in the case of piston, not far away enough.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:59, Reply)

I think you're supposed to be more specific, e.g.
- al is an awful penis
+ al has a big penis
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:06, Reply)

I think you're being ever so slightly too specific
How do you know al has a big penis?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:12, Reply)

*winks*

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:13, Reply)

That picture he showed you doesn't count.
And anyway, that was Tightly's.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:13, Reply)

Al
+ A thoroughly good laugh in real life
- Claims to be a real Geordie are suspicious and insubstantiated

Monty
+ Top bloke, travelled all the way down the Northern Line to meet me in the pub
- Possibly a colossal secret bumder

Psychochomp
- Looks like Gok Wan
+ Did give us mouseovers and the ultimate QotW Fail viz. that Israeli feller

Darth Foxtrot
+ Hot missus
- Puts up very well with constant ribbing about being a tremendous bumder

Vipros
+ Nice guitar and beard
- Smug; increasing Britain's carbon footprint on account of the sheer number of croissants that have to be ferried across specially from France

Chickenlady
+ Writes well; always used to make me laugh
- Hardly ever here these days
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:07, Reply)

I don't fucking look like gok wan.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:10, Reply)

I wouldn't have known/guessed
if you hadn't told us that someone else said you did and then linked us to an ever-so-slightly corroborating photo. You've only got yourself to blame for that one.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:11, Reply)

You're thinking of Darth Foxtrot,
I'm significantly less gay looking than him.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:12, Reply)

It's not so much about the relative bumdertude
as the uncanny resemblance.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:14, Reply)

I think it's the aura of absolute and undeniable
Campness
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:15, Reply)

Is that to say
"He positively radiates GAY"?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:19, Reply)

Yep
As in: Don't get too close, you might catch it.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:20, Reply)

I'm now imagining Chompy
as a bad Gok Wan impersonator, in the guise of an angel, albeit with loafers on his feet and a flashing rainbow halo...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:22, Reply)

Riding a pink unicorn
and wearing guyliner.
and a cardigan
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:23, Reply)

You look like this guy
img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01002/SNF1102TVEE-180_1002830a.jpg
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:12, Reply)

Nah! Chompy isn't that cheerful looking.

( girlinthehole, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:15, Reply)

hahaha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:18, Reply)

and this guy
img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00443/car_280_443529a.jpg
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:18, Reply)

Ooh, now you mention it...

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:19, Reply)

Haha!
*clicks*
( girlinthehole, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:19, Reply)

Yes, yes, YES!

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:20, Reply)

he looks much more like Duncan Norville

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:39, Reply)

I think chompy has gone off in a sulk
My job here is done.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:22, Reply)

No I'm doing very important work.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:23, Reply)

Does it involve sulking?
Or are you busy internet stalking someone?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:24, Reply)

Analysing current call flows and roster fulfillment to try to save the monthly kpis.
Rearraging breaks and estimating the amount and allocation of overtime that'll be needed today to avoid penalties, informing managment about it all and booking a conference call.

It's all done now though.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:33, Reply)

medal

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:35, Reply)

I'm pretty shit hot when I want to be

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:37, Reply)

hot when I want to be
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:38, Reply)

Analysing current call flows and roster fulfillment to try to save the monthly kpis. Rearraging breaks and estimating the amount and allocation of overtime that'll be needed today to avoid penalties, informing managment about it all and booking a conference call. Stalking all the hot girls I have on facebook.

Hope you intend to clean up after yourself.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:36, Reply)

I put my used tissues in a crisp packet so the cleaner can't smell them as she empties the bin.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:37, Reply)

That sounds like the voice of a pro office wanker.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:38, Reply)

I gave up my amateur status quite some time ago.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:42, Reply)

clicking this :o)

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:40, Reply)

Thank you!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:42, Reply)

Am I right in assuming it's a bumper family size crisp packet?
I may well pass on this tip to Sweary Jr....
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:47, Reply)

Ewwwwww.
Tell him to use his underpants, and to do his own laundry.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Is this because I haven't mentioned anything about your new photos?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:38, Reply)

It wasn't, actually.
But now you bring it up.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:40, Reply)

You can almost see your vag in one of them.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:42, Reply)

I know, that's why I'm not using it as my profile picture.
Thanks ever so for spotting that.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:43, Reply)

I opened it with photoshop
and drew hairs coming out of the sides of your shorts and then imagined scolding you for letting yourself go to such a degree.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:45, Reply)

Again, thanks
Maybe I'll just grab the alcohol and run away at Download.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:47, Reply)

Here's an idea, you could take down that picture

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:52, Reply)

No.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:56, Reply)

Ok then

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Well, I'm glad we got that one sorted.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:58, Reply)

I think it's time we both moved on with our lives

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 16:00, Reply)

Okay.
I've forgotten about it already.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 16:01, Reply)

I haven't looked yet, I've been busy.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:45, Reply)

quite a complete list

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:33, Reply)

I'm afraid I don't know enough about you to provide plus and minus points

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:38, Reply)

I am an amorphous blur
well known fact
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:40, Reply)

Ah, well that makes it easier...
Amberl:
- Amorphous blur
+ Said blur could, in theory, be morphed into a shape that is deeply erotic
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:42, Reply)

Amberl
+reads loads of books
-but not enough history
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:47, Reply)

Nup, I'm not on it
It's obviously shit.

Amberl:
+ Friendly and tends to reply to things
- Probably sees my J'daaath more than I do :( And probably has no idea who my J'daaath is.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Lampito
+ Also an aficionado of the Molesworth books, ergo good taste in literature
- Erm...don't know enough to say, if I'm honest
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:54, Reply)

Lampito
+ If you get her drunk she'll suck you off in the pub toilets
- She won't remember the next day.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:56, Reply)

Easy
Both plus and a minus I guess
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:57, Reply)

+ Bassist (?)
which is worth about 3 pluses.
- Scientist (?)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:56, Reply)

Correct on both counts
Have another '+' for paying attention, although that does lead me to:

- Seems to have something against scientists
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Oh, another plus
+ Likes crows

I like crows. And magpies, which I think are part of the same family.

I don't really. Physics? Or is that Penguin of Death?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:59, Reply)

Hey!
I'm a scientist :(
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 16:00, Reply)

You're hot
you get away with it.

C.F. Ex-boyfriend
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Yay :D
Ahh, I see. There are quite a lot of hot life scientists in my lectures.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 16:02, Reply)

+ Correctly surmised that magpies were in the same family as crows!
I am indeed physics, PoD might be the same but I don't know very much about him.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 16:01, Reply)

I have a very, very strange memory
I take in a lot of stuff :) I think you told me they were, as I said I loved them
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 16:02, Reply)

Magpies are awesome
They're family Corvidae, which is sufficient to call them 'crows,' but they're a different genus to crows, jackdaws, ravens and rooks. Still very close relatives and alarmingly intelligent: my mother reported seeing one pick up a piece of hard, stale bread off her lawn the other day and, rather than try and struggle through it, dunked it in the pond to soften it first....because A CROW WOULD KNOW!

(EDIT: sorry, I really can bang on about crows if you set me off...)
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 16:06, Reply)

Hahahahah
no no problem. Magpies are apparently self-aware.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 16:13, Reply)

I remember reading that article
It makes you think about how much of our own behaviour we don't normally think about - like recognising our own reflections - when we start seeing crows exhibiting these things that we'd normally take for granted. The corvid revolution is beginning, I tell you!
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 16:21, Reply)

"Take in a lot of stuff"
Fnarr
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 16:17, Reply)

Lampito
+ nice and does a great subject
- she doesn't think she's pretty
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 16:09, Reply)

Thank you :)

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 16:13, Reply)

Cave Duck
- posts lyrics and massive photos
+ has earthy humour

Monty

+ Corrects other peoples grammar and spelling with vicious accuracy
- Corrects my grammar and spelling with vicious accuracy
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:33, Reply)

NakedApe
+ Is getting married on the same day as me
- May in fact be my fiancee.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:37, Reply)