I don't want no "wanky wanky"
I want a proper hero.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 4 May 2010, 12:41, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Who would you like to be your brave yet callous hero?
B3tan, that is.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 4 May 2010, 12:48, Reply)

Difficult choice there
Maybe Davro's Grandad. Or porkylips. I think Enzyme would be a very good hero too.

Maybe I should rewrite history and be saved by a kitten. That'd probably be the best for this cat lover's website.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 4 May 2010, 12:52, Reply)

Brave yet callous????

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 4 May 2010, 12:55, Reply)

I don't know you much
But you sound like that. I think... *checking the meaning of callous*

Well, maybe not callous, but very pragmatic.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 4 May 2010, 12:57, Reply)

That sounds more like it.
:)
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 4 May 2010, 12:58, Reply)

maybe more devil-may-care
than callous
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 4 May 2010, 13:08, Reply)

I think Kaol would be quite good.
Although the kitten is probably most suitable for b3ta.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 4 May 2010, 12:56, Reply)

I can't upload pictures (and I wouldn't know how either)
But there was one on another thread of a kitten with a cape that I like very much.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 4 May 2010, 12:58, Reply)

Kaol? As the hero?
Oh my.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 4 May 2010, 13:16, Reply)

Let's all pray he never reads this

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 4 May 2010, 13:28, Reply)

I met him once,
he introduced himself as the King of OffTopic.
truefact
(PsychoChomp, Tue 4 May 2010, 13:38, Reply)

He genuinely thinks he is.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 4 May 2010, 13:42, Reply)

No more ludicrous
than JMG declaring himself the people's champion of b3ta. Endlessly.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 4 May 2010, 13:58, Reply)

I think Enzyme
would be the likeable genius who comes up with a plan to save the day. Think Reuben from Road Trip.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 4 May 2010, 12:59, Reply)

You're probably right
But that's the type of hero that I prefer, rather than muscleman. Someone clever solving problems with humour, like The Doctor.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 4 May 2010, 13:03, Reply)

plus Reuben from Road Trip was hoooot

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 4 May 2010, 13:07, Reply)

The Doctor
Is hot. Well, was, not this last one, he isn't.

I find very hot the fact that he's so clever. I don't find hot the fact that he seems to have a problem to stop flapping his hands all over the place.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 4 May 2010, 13:12, Reply)

Enzyme? HAHAHAHAHAHAA
He'd have to grow a spine first.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 4 May 2010, 16:32, Reply)