Can't be bothered to check if this has bindun (probably not)
but I'd be the gay comic relief, who would probably get murdered some way through the second act to ratchet up the dramatic tension/stop the audience chewing their arms off (some people find me very annoying, apparently)

Take your shots, people
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 4 May 2010, 13:14, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

alright girlfriend?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 4 May 2010, 13:16, Reply)

...would probably be my catchphrase

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 4 May 2010, 13:17, Reply)

don't forget the hopeless unrequited crush
on the hero
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 4 May 2010, 13:21, Reply)

Depends on who the hero turns out to be
No amount of character development bullshit will encourage me to lust after Al
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 4 May 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Donkey Gums
and Davros Grandad seem to be the two in contention for the role at the moment.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 4 May 2010, 13:24, Reply)

I don't know Donkey Gums very well
but I get the impression that I'd need to be a bit fetish-y to fancy him. Davros' Grandad is at least a fellow geek
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 4 May 2010, 13:28, Reply)

well
Donkey Gums wanks off his horse. Take from that, what you will
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 4 May 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Davros' Grandad wanks off his darlek

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 4 May 2010, 13:34, Reply)

Davros wins
At least if the sex was crap the pillow talk would be interesting
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 4 May 2010, 13:36, Reply)

he might require you to whisper
'Exterminate' to him. Or to show marked difficulty in climbing stairs
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 4 May 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Works for me
If I get bored of him I'll just run to the top of a tower block. There are loads of them just lying around all over the place
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 4 May 2010, 13:38, Reply)

But daleks can fly!
Edit: Also best quote from the wikipedia page
Another pornographic parody, entitled Dr. Loo and the Filthy Phaleks was released earlier in 2005.[138]
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 4 May 2010, 13:38, Reply)

*Another* pornographic parody?
Makes me wonder what the first was called
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 4 May 2010, 13:41, Reply)

I dread to watch
and yet I cannot look away...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 4 May 2010, 13:42, Reply)

I DO NOT!
I merely polish his knobs until they are all shiny.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 4 May 2010, 14:01, Reply)

o i
+on my chest
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 4 May 2010, 13:17, Reply)

You, sir, are a disgusting bounder
and you made me officelol. I doff my cap to you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 4 May 2010, 13:19, Reply)