I am the very essence of decorum in public
as I cannot abide thoughtlessness in others, and would hate to be thought of as the sort of selfish wanker who, say, plonked my 'bag' in someone's lap, got in the way etc.

Curry next Thurs (13th), Beccles, Wookiee? Ape? Any other cunts?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 May 2010, 17:44, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Sandwich:
Hot salt beef, English mustard & pickles on rye, from the Beigel Bake on Brick Lane.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 May 2010, 17:48, Reply)

Fucking hell that sounds good
I'm stuck at work until 8pm and then I have to cook for a vegetarian.

You bastard.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 May 2010, 17:52, Reply)

I am indeed a bastard.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 May 2010, 17:55, Reply)

Well that's disappointing
If I'd known you were going to acquiesce so easily I'd have thought of a more imaginative insult.

You shitehawk
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 May 2010, 17:59, Reply)

I aim not to please.
And with that, I'm off.

Good evening to you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:03, Reply)

Fucking lesbians

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 May 2010, 17:59, Reply)

for
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 5 May 2010, 19:42, Reply)

Mr. NakedApe thanks Mr. Monty Boyce for his kind invitation
and it is with great regret that he must decline due to a prior engagement.

Yours faithfully

NakedApe
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:03, Reply)

Hmmm, I shall check my calendar.
Off to the pub with Clenders shortly so I'll mention it to her as well.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:04, Reply)

Cant afford it this month, next month fo sho

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 5 May 2010, 19:04, Reply)

I'm another cunt
Count me in, if you hadn't already. Good evening. Who else is onboard so far?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:12, Reply)