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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Right, enough about breasts.
Time for a cup of tea.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:36, 68 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
*squirts titcream all in your cup*

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:38, Reply)
Hmm, I wonder what breast milk tastes like?
hmmm...

WARBLGARBLEWARBLGARBLEWARBLGARBLEWARBLGARBLEWARBLGARBLEWARBLGARBLEWARBLGARBLEWARBLGARBLEWARBLGARBLEWARBLGARBLEWARBLGARBLEWARBLGARBLE!!


ehahhhaaa...haa......haa...haaa
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:39, Reply)
no more....no mo WARBLGARBLEWARBLGARBLEWARBLGARBLEWARBLGARBLEWARBLGARBLEWARBLGARBLEWARBLGARBLEWARBLGARBLEWARBLGARBLEWARBLGARBLEWARBLGARBLEWARBLGARBLE!!

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:39, Reply)
Milk, no suger please.
I'm sweet enough.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:39, Reply)
Good show
I've just had a cup made for me. By a GIRL.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:39, Reply)
What's it like?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:43, Reply)
The tea?
Brewed just right, nice and strong. Could do with maybe half a teaspoon more sugar, but that would be nit-picking at what is otherwise a stellar cup of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:46, Reply)
Oh I thought you meant she made you an actual cup!
I really did. Like in pottery class or summat...
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:50, Reply)
I don't think this lady's talents lie in pottery
More in sarcasm and cooking. She's a good friend of mine who works for the same company.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:52, Reply)
My nine year old nephew made my sister a cup of tea for the first time yesterday.
We're all proud as punch.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:44, Reply)
That's lovely!
Did he remember the biscuits?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:46, Reply)
No! one small step at a time eh!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:46, Reply)
Hmm...I'll agree because you're lovely
But if he were my nephew he'd have remembered the fucking biscuits!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:48, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:51, Reply)
Only forgot them once, eh?

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 6 May 2010, 14:58, Reply)
You're damn right
I run a tight ship.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:01, Reply)
Tight as a
cabin boy nephew's arse.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 6 May 2010, 22:38, Reply)
Pleased as punch.
Proud as a peacock.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 May 2010, 21:37, Reply)
Strong, milky, one shug

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:40, Reply)
Just like your men
Eh? EH?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:41, Reply)
Aw, yeah!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:43, Reply)
Strong. Bit of milk
Too early for a bit of brandy in it?
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:42, Reply)
Course not
It's good for you
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:43, Reply)
In that case
Hold the strong tea. And the milk. And add a bit more brandy
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:44, Reply)
That's just low
You alky
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:50, Reply)
Hey! You said it was ok!
I feel cheated. It's way past "not being weird to drink" time
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:53, Reply)
Fine
Put the 'stereo' on then and let's take off our shoes and dance in our socks.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:54, Reply)
I now see why your hedonistic talents are legendary.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:56, Reply)
Sorted!
Bit of pulp ok? Oh, and you might not wanna dance in your socks cos the floors laminate wood stuff. Reduced friction + Brandy + dancing = A&E.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:57, Reply)
Brandy & Monica!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:15, Reply)
The boy is yours, is he?
*ashamed*
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:18, Reply)
I have that on cd single
With the extended versions and everything!
"Excuse me... I was just wondering, do you know somebody named..."
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:22, Reply)
This thread is officialy shit.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:45, Reply)
You're a coffee man then?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:48, Reply)
I like my tea like I like my women
burning my palm off when I hold them.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:48, Reply)
Hand-picked by monkeys in India?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:49, Reply)
now now, that's just racist.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:49, Reply)
The monkeys are paid just as much as the female tea-pickers...

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:53, Reply)
pfft, as if women have got hands

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:04, Reply)
stirred with a bic biro because I couldn't find a spoon

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:50, Reply)
And put in the microwave for 10 seconds if they go a bit cold.

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:54, Reply)
No
NO to the microwave! Voodoo magic badness.
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:08, Reply)
Shredded and packed into a little bag?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:02, Reply)
I'm not sure which is worse, my use of the phrase, or subsequently carrying out the offer,
but just the other day I said "Shall I make us a nice pot of Lady Grey tea."

Shameful I know. Is there an antidote or is the journey into gayness now inevitable?
(Cave Duck, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:54, Reply)
Nothing wrong with lady grey tea.
Unless you put milk in it that is. That's just... bad.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:02, Reply)
Just thought I'd state for the record
that I love tea more than you do. Now fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:55, Reply)
The smell of tea makes me gag.
Fact.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 6 May 2010, 15:01, Reply)
You're just asking for a strikethrough, aren't you.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:03, Reply)
Ahhh strikethroughs come and go
truefacts are forever.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 6 May 2010, 15:05, Reply)
I was tempted, but Flim-Flam is a saint

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:05, Reply)
*puts hands together*
Bless you my child
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 6 May 2010, 15:16, Reply)
Afternoon all
I have tea
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:01, Reply)
Afternoon Beekers!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:03, Reply)
How do Lab!
All well with you?
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:04, Reply)
Yep! Although could do with some more sunshine.
And your good self?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:05, Reply)
Not too bad
Got a slightly awkward appointment in a few hours though. Had an awesome weekend, but wasn't very careful on hindsight. That'll teach me!
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:09, Reply)
An awkward appointment?
Something swimsuit-area related I assume!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:10, Reply)
Yeah
Eeek. My eyes are crossing already.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:11, Reply)
I've heard they put a cocktail umbrella down your Jap's eye
Just because they can
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:13, Reply)
The worst bit
the last time I had it was the enormous black nurse pissing herself laughing.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:14, Reply)
"Look at de tiny white man"
"Watch him fear da 'brella!"
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:19, Reply)
Pretty much bang on
Don't tell me you were there as well?
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:22, Reply)
Yes, I was wearing the Big Jamaican Lady suit
I borrowed it from Bugs Bunny
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:23, Reply)
Fuck!
I nearly sprayed tea on my laptop.
Good old fashioned family racism those cartoons!
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:25, Reply)
Just like the old Ki'Ora ads
Exceptional racism!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:28, Reply)
Fantastic! I loved those adverts as a kid
and refuse to feel guilty about that now.
"It's too orangey for crows!"

Right, off to face the music and the conductor wielding the 'baton'. Laters!
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:31, Reply)
Officelol!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:23, Reply)
I had a cup of tea yesterday morning
/sick blog
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:06, Reply)

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