Usually reserved for when boy b3tans sucker up to girl b3tans in the vain hope of seeing boob or talking about sex
Aka, pandering. The Pandatron appears to disrupt any and all pandering.

I've been idly browsing the /qotw looking to unleash the Pandatron, but quickly found I couldn't be arsed to read any more.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 7 May 2010, 11:39, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I see
Well, don't worry. I'm not showing my boobs to anyone. I think there are enough tits on here for this week.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 7 May 2010, 11:47, Reply)

Me being one of them

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 7 May 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Sorry about that
You'll have to try harder. Harder! HARDER!!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 7 May 2010, 11:50, Reply)

I really can't be bothered today
Which is why I'm here, and not writing a massive report.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 7 May 2010, 11:50, Reply)

I know the feeling
I should be calculating Instrument Air Consumption, but I can't be bothered. There are too many things to assume at this stage, and I'm going home in 1 hour.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 7 May 2010, 11:52, Reply)

Half day?
Lucky sod. I'm in until at least 15:30, when I'll be pondering if I should fuck off and make the hours up next week.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 7 May 2010, 11:55, Reply)

Fridays are good
On the bad side, I have to do 9h/day Mon to Thurs
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 7 May 2010, 11:58, Reply)

I did 12.5 hours Tuesday due to attending court
But that meant yesterday I only did 5 hours. Flexi-time FTW!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 7 May 2010, 11:59, Reply)

YOU SHOULD TOTALLY BE BANGING UP WRONG 'UNS!
That, taken out of the context of what you actually do for a living sounds a bit, well, wrong.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 7 May 2010, 11:55, Reply)

I've got enough evidence on this guy to put him away
I mean, he likes Mariah Carey for fucks sake!!?! Hangings too good for 'em.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 7 May 2010, 11:56, Reply)

Who likes Mariah Carey anymore?
(I used to, but the music we get in Spain is nothing like what you get here)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 7 May 2010, 11:59, Reply)

I'm struggling to think of Spanish music
That isn't the Venga Boys. And I'm not even sure where the hell they're from, just that every time i've been to Spain they're all I hear.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:00, Reply)

whoever it was
who sang the Ketchup Song
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:13, Reply)

They were the Ketchup
The song is called Aserejé
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 7 May 2010, 12:14, Reply)

I'm sure you remember The Ketchup
And Los del Río (Macarena?)

There are better than those, but they are not usually on the radio, you have to dig deep to find it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 7 May 2010, 12:14, Reply)

Ah yes, the Macarena
And I'm sure I'd recognise The Ketchup if I heard it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:15, Reply)

I'm sure you would
And you'll do the silly dance too. Everybody does. I don't understand why.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 7 May 2010, 12:20, Reply)

I seem to remember an annoying song called
"Chihuahua" coming over from the continent. Was that Spanish or French?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:23, Reply)

Latin american
I'm not sure, but I think it was from Mexico.

We only export the best, don't we?

To be fair, usually we put a lot of importance in the lyrics, and if you're not going to understand them anyway, we better export the crap, easy music.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 7 May 2010, 12:30, Reply)

Gypsy Kings?

(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Fri 7 May 2010, 13:14, Reply)