I created my first iPhone application !
I've finished the book "Objective-C For Dummys" and I'm now starting "iPhone Development for Dummys". I got my billion-squid idea that I doubt would take me a week to make. My iPad has left customs (with a charge: SAD FACE: how much tax do I pay on something that was £510 + £30 delivery?).

OH BOY ! LIFE-VALIDATING SILICON AND SYROPHONE PACKAGING !!!!!!!!

Oh man, just think, JUST THINK, of all the wonderful things I could do with it. I'm going to the cafe when it arrives tomorow or wensday, and be all like "HAY, I'M EATING A SANDWICH, AND BROWSING THE INTERNET ON A DECENT SCREEN, IN A PUBLIC SPACE.... Yeah' mate, it's wicked, I love it, look at this and this.... yeah', sure you can see it.... yeah', that's quite cool isn't it... where you going? Hay man, I need that, come back, oh fuck, I can't run that fast. HAY ! COME BACK ! FUCK COME BACK ! FUCK FUCK COME BAAAACK !" and then phone my insurance guy.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:54, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

iWanker

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:58, Reply)

I like the bit where you instantly find me sexualy attractive and a great potential life partner due to my ability to justify paying a minimum of twice over the odds....
... on products that, although are stylish, have a distinct lack in functionality.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:01, Reply)

it's true,
iPhones are better than Lynx for bringing forth the female hoardes.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:04, Reply)

I showed my fiancee
an iphone in a shop and she squirted on the floor right there and then.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:06, Reply)

ahh
the iSquirt. A common problem in women under 50
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:14, Reply)

Make sure you wear gloves while eating, then take off the gloves to touch the screen
then put on the gloves to have another bite. Also don't lie down on the table in case of spillages or that weird stickiness that you get on cafe tables and cinemas floors. Oh and better take a cable in case the battery runs out and a PC to watch flash videos, have fun!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:58, Reply)

When I sit down at the table, I'm going to yell at the top of my voice at the waiter....
... "EXCUSE ME, DO YOU HAVE A NAPKIN? I DO NOT WANT TO GET ANY GREESE ON MY APPLE ©® iPAD ©® 32GB WIFI* ©®"

* Prounced Wif-fee
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:07, Reply)