As I don't know what the thing I'm quoting actually comes from
(have only heard it from a friend) I'm not sure what you are getting at.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:46, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I demand an explanation.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 13 May 2010, 9:48, Reply)

It's a massively overdone Peter Kay quote
Ignorance is not a crime in this case, we'll let you off.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:48, Reply)

It's a Peter Kay stand up routine
Whereby his father is so old and Northern that he has never heard of garlic bread or for the matter cheese cake. It's funny cos it's true and not Northenist as Peter Kay is a coal gargling whippet fondler as well.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:48, Reply)

Thank you - so glad I never got one of those new televisual thingies.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 13 May 2010, 9:51, Reply)

But without one you can't watch The History of Science which is excellent
disregarding laptop internet watching
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:53, Reply)

I fucking despise Peter Kay and his shit northern "comedy"

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:02, Reply)

oh god me too
people say it's because I don't get it, but it's because it's not funny! It all consists of "isn't it funny when you do [trivial common activity] and then [trivial common event] happens".

I did quite enjoy it when he called Liam Gallagher a knobhead though and there is one of his jokes that made me laugh, which was "I'm doing some work on the roof this weekend with my stepladder; I don't get on with my real ladder".
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:23, Reply)

He's a fat unfunny cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:40, Reply)