Hahahahaha
Not as inventively as that. When she left the room, the little fucker tried to bite me, so I dropped it (may have been more forceful than a drop). It started to stagger round a bit, so I shoved it back in the cage and started playing with something else.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:46, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

i did that to a friends guinea pig
it bit me, i dropped it and it fell on its back.

think it died, but i never got to find out - his mum made me leave the garden, and he didnt/couldnt speak to me for a couple of weeks
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:50, Reply)

Heh. Being sent (or worse banned) from the garden was considered a pretty big deal back in our day.
An old friend of mine tells anyone that he introduces me to that his Mum banned me from his garden on his ninth birthday. We're forty five now and technically the ban is still in place.
(Cave Duck, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:16, Reply)

it was indeed
i was banned from their garden/house (and the path in the park they lived next to, according to them) - two weeks later they moved into my street and didn't remember the ban
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:28, Reply)

The park path as well? That's harsh.
It's lucky for you that moving house revokes all garden bans.
My friend's Mum died whilst she still lived in the house. Perhaps I should consult a spitiualist to see if I could get my ban lifted.
(Cave Duck, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:48, Reply)

to be honest
the mum was a cow. no wonder they split up after the kids left home
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:56, Reply)

That hamsters family are plotting their revenge as we speak.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:52, Reply)

It was twelve years ago.
I think they're probably over it.

Fucking hell, that makes me feel old.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:56, Reply)

They're building an army.
you're not old you child.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:59, Reply)

Hark at Mr 'I was born in 1983' or whenever it was.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 13 May 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Yep that's right.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:04, Reply)

RUB IT IN WHY DON'T YOU?
I was in a meeting yesterday with someone who was the spitting dab of you.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 13 May 2010, 16:07, Reply)

You lucky thing you.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:10, Reply)

That's what I thought, too.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 13 May 2010, 16:16, Reply)

You were in a meeting with Damien Hirst?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:15, Reply)

Ha,
what a tool
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:22, Reply)

No, not him.
The other one that looks like Chompy. Colin from accounts.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 13 May 2010, 16:23, Reply)

I don't think I should link my image again
he'll get upset
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:39, Reply)

Do it, you know you want to...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:43, Reply)

She just wants me to pay attention to her.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:44, Reply)